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THE CLUB'S 2017 SPORTING CALENDAR

MARCH 2ND - NRL TIPPING COMPETITION

EARLWOOD TIME

1989 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Seve Hemosteros

Match Play - Davidson Love III

1990 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Java Haas

Match Play - Tubby Waldorf

1991 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson

Match Play - Davidson Love III

1992 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Jose-Mumma Olazabal

Match Play - Shigeki Moroneyama

1993 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Jose-Mumma Olazabal

Match Play - Tack Nicklaus

1994 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Garry Mize

Match Play - Davidson Love III

1995 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Big Jack Daley

Match Play - Hal Whitton

1996 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Seve Hemosteros

Match Play - Cavey Pavin

1997 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - JPY Hayes

Match Play - Vijay Field

1998 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Java Haas

Match Play - Costantino Blocker

1999 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Jose-Mumma Olazabal

Match Play - Soldier Montgomerie

2000 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Jose-Mumma Olazabal

Match Play - Dick Faldo

2001 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Hunter Meehan

Match Play - Ford Funk

2002 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Tubby Waldorf

Match Play - Vijay Field

2003 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Seve Hemosteros

Match Play - Shigeki Moroneyama

2004 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Kipper Parnevik

Match Play - Davidson Love III

2005 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Java Haas

Match Play - Bluey Dunk

2006 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Tack Nicklaus

Match Play - Edwardo Romero

2007 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - JPY Hayes

Match Play - Kipper Parnevik

2008 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Kipper Parnevik

Match Play - Notah Kelly

2009 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Peard Fulke

Match Play - Kenny Crenshaw

2010 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Notah Kelly

Match Play - Peard Fulke

2011 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Edwardo Romero

Match Play - Henney Stenson

2012 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Cavey Pavin

Match Play - Kipper Parnevik

2013 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Davidson Love III

Match Play - Bourkie Baird

2014 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Davidson Love III

Match Play - Boo Boo Weekley

2015 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - JPY Hayes

Match Play - Grantief Goosen

2016 GOLF CHAMPIONS

World Series - Soldier Montgomerie

Match Play - Muzzy Zoeller

PRESIDENT RELEASES AUDITED
POST MATCH PLAY ACCOUNTS

Earlwood, November 23, 2016.  President Love has released the club's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre Match Play - $4470.50

Revenue - $1190 (17 players x 70)

Expenses - $2005 (green fees 964, refreshments and carts 321, prizemoney 600 and trophies 120)

Tournament Loss - $815

Balance Post Match Play - $3655.50 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2017)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

EARLWOOD NEWS
2017 MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP

November 20, 2016.  In an excruciating conclusion to Match Play XXVIII, Muzzy Zoeller def. Bourkie Baird 3 & 2.

Match referee, Seve Hemosteros, was almost left speechless by the standard of play.  "It's really hard to find the appropriate words to describe what I've just witnessed.  We need, as an organisation and as individuals, to visit the room of mirrors and have a good, long, hard look at ourselves."

Non-golf highlights happened at the 19th hole and both involved legendary Match Play toastmaster, Sir Dick Faldo.  Following his welcome to country and short panatela smoking ceremony, he thanked the wives of Muzzy Zoeller and Seve Hemosteros for attending the match and then, ignoring established social norms, added that it was nice to have "some skirt here".  He later stepped out with an enthusiastic partner for some jazz fandango before falling in the lap of patrons seated at a table adjacent to the dance floor.

Respected socialite and sobriety judge Kenny Crenshaw had to call for a developed print to split the field before he semaphored correct weight for the day's first four placings - 1st Seve Hemosteros, 2nd Sir Dick Faldo, 3rd Tubby Waldorf and a long neck to perennial placegetter, 4th Tack Nicklaus.

EARLWOOD NEWS
DATES CONFIRMED FOR
2017 WORLD SERIES OF GOLF

July 18, 2016.  President Love has decreed World Series XXIX will be held the week of May 15-19.

"After the disappointment of missing out on playing there this year, we moved quickly to ensure the 2017 event culminates at Shelly Beach, the traditional finishing course for our tournament.  This early confirmation will also allow for better planning and hopefully eliminate the possiblity of members being double booked by their household guardians.

"Venues on the World Series of Golf rota (Kooindah Waters, Gosford, Morisset, Wyong and Toukley) will be offered the opportunity to host one of the three remaining days and I expect to enter negotiations with their course professionals in the coming months."

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The National Rugby League's season commences on Thursday, March 2 and the ESG&EC is again running it's fundraiser rugby league tipping competition, "A Competition With A Difference".  Your pre-paid $80 entry fee guarantees 26 bouts of weekly angst.

There are a few things that make our competition stand apart from all the others.  The first is so very simple and yet fiendishly difficult - you don't make a selection in every game.  On a normal weekend, you need to pick 6 winners from any of the 8 games.

Second, we add a another class of selections to the mix - handicap selections.  The underdog in each game is given a points start and you must select a further 4 winners, again from any of the 8 games, taking those starts into account.

Further, besides our major prizes we have 10 opportunities during the season for you to win some cash.  And finally, we conduct an entertaining, professional and transparent competition as evidenced by the fact that in 2016 two-thirds of participants had been tipping with us for over 10 years and over half for 15 plus years.  More detailed information can be found on the Competition Rules page in the NRL Tipping area of this website.

MAY 15TH - WORLD SERIES OF GOLF

World Series XXIX will tee-off on Monday, May 15, and conclude with The Championship Round at Shelly Beach on Friday, May 19.  Venues on the tournament rota (Kooindah Waters, Gosford, Morisset, Wyong and Toukley) will be offered the opportunity to host one of the three remaining days and the club expects to enter negotiations with their course professionals in the coming months.

Defending champion Soldier Montgomerie will headline the expected international field of JPY Hayes, TC Choi, Jose-Mumma Olazabal, Rich Kent, Paulking Harrington, Kipper Parnevik, Seve Hemosteros, Henney Stenson, Garry Mize, Peard Fulke, Muzzy Zoeller, Davidson Love III, Kenny Crenshaw, Edwardo Romero, Sir Dick Faldo, Java Haas, Hunter Meehan, Bourkie Baird, Cavey Pavin, Grantief Goosen, Big Jack Daley, Trent Strange, Tack Nicklaus, Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson, Notah Kelly III and Tubby Waldorf.

View tournament handicaps.

MAY 19TH - WORLD SERIES OF EUCHRE

The World Series of Euchre is played mid-week at The Entrance Hotel Euchredome during the World Series of Golf.

The knock-out event is held after Wednesday's races and begins with the all important draw for partners conducted by Blue "Six Card" Sheedy (B.Eu), the Earlwood Euchre University's emeritus professor.  According to the wily old matchmaker last year's winners, JPY Hayes and Tubby Waldorf, will start at long odds to team up let alone go back to back.

2016 World Series of Euchre Results.

NOVEMBER 5TH - MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP

Featuring some of the toughest and most picturesque holes on the Cooks Peninsula, The Royal & Ancient Marrickville Old Course will again host The Championship where this year's winner, Muzzy Zoeller, will attempt to create history by successfully defending the Stephen Angry Anderson Trophy.

The tournament is a handicap match play event, beginning with the Don Lane Invitational stroke qualifying round and spanning 3 consecutive weekends, and will likely start on Sunday, November 5.

View tournament handicaps.

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