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Celebrating Years Of Resch's Enhanced Sporting Excellence

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Needing to win the final trick
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2017 WORLD SERIES OF GOLF
NSW Central Coast, May 15-19
where you can't win it on the
opening days ... but you can lose it

STRONG FIELD LIKELY

EARLWOOD TIME

2017 WORLD SERIES JAVA CLOCK

1989 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Seve Hemosteros
Runner-up - Davidson Love III
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

1990 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Java Haas
Runner-up - Seve Hemosteros
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

1991 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson
Runner-up - Dick Faldo
3rd - Garry Mize

1992 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal
Runner-up - Soldier Montgomerie
3rd - Seve Hemosteros

1993 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal (2nd title)
Runner-up - Hal Whitton
3rd - Dick Faldo

1994 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Garry Mize
Runner-up - Java Haas
3rd - Davidson Love III

1995 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Big Jack Daley
Runner-up - Garry Mize
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

1996 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Seve Hemosteros (2nd title)
Runner-up - Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson
3rd - Garry Mize

1997 WORLD SERIES

Champion - JPY Hayes
Runner-up - Java Haas
3rd - Big Jack Daley

1998 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Java Haas (2nd title)
Runner-up - Soldier Montgomerie
3rd - Notah Kelly

1999 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal (3rd title)
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Java Haas

2000 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal (4th title)
Runner-up - Soldier Montgomerie
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

2001 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Hunter Meehan
Runner-up - Kipper Parnevik
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

2002 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Tubby Waldorf
Runner-up - Davidson Love III
3rd - Kenny Crenshaw

2003 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Seve Hemosteros (3rd title)
Runner-up - Kipper Parnevik
3rd - Kenny Crenshaw

2004 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Kipper Parnevik
Runner-up - Davidson Love
3rd - Seve Hemosteros

2005 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Java Haas (3rd title)
Runner-up - Peard Fulke
3rd - Notah Kelly

2006 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Tack Nicklaus
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson

2007 WORLD SERIES

Champion - JPY Hayes (2nd title)
Runner-up - Notah Kelly
3rd - Cavey Pavin

2008 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Kipper Parnevik (2nd title)
Runner-up - Cavey Pavin
3rd - Peard Fulke

2009 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Peard Fulke
Runner-up - Cavey Pavin
3rd - Soldier Montgomerie

2010 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Notah Kelly
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Grantief Goosen

2011 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Edwardo Romero
Runner-up - Grantief Goosen
3rd - Soldier Montgomerie

2012 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Cavey Pavin
Runner-up - TC Choi
3rd - Java Haas

2013 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Davidson Love III
Runner-up - Peard Fulke
3rd - Cavey Pavin

2014 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Davidson Love III (2nd title)
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Grantief Goosen

2015 WORLD SERIES

Champion - JPY Hayes (3rd title)
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Hunter Meehan

2016 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Soldier Montgomerie
Runner-up - Trent Strange
3rd - Grantief Goosen

EARLWOOD NEWS - CLUB MEMBER
MOCKED ON ABC'S 7.30 REPORT

Earlwood, March 8, 2017.  Danny White Shark was lampooned by his own flesh and blood on the ABC's 7.30 Report as not being an inspiring role model for young women.

As part of a panel discussion on International Women's Day, his now ex-daughter offered this response complete with a sting in the tail for a previously doting father. "I would definitely say my mum is a big inspiration, because I know how she works.  She's a teacher and she definitely works a lot more and a lot harder than my dad does in comparison [GROUP LAUGHTER].  Sorry, Dad!"

Well Miss Smarty Pants, a member of her inner-city private school's social justice group, the reason your mother works ".. a lot more and a lot harder .." is because your dad works smarter.

A life-time of Resch's enriches a man's brain to the point where anecdotal evidence collated at The Earlwood Hotel indicates men in their 50's are considered 60-75% smarter then when they were in their teens.  Next time Leigh Sales asks you about a role model, think about the little guy busting his nuts paying for your ivory tower education or better still, offer up your uncle - the man with women's buttocks.

EARLWOOD NEWS - WORLD SERIES ACCOMMODATION BOOKED ON COSTA PLENTI ESTATE

Earlwood, February 22, 2017.  The club has booked and paid for 3 units on the Costa Plenti Estate - two at Riviera and one at Coast - for a total cost of $4300.

All are 3 bedroom/2 bathroom and will easily sleep 4 people.  Riviera apartments are booked Saturday to Saturday and Coast Sunday to Saturday.

With 12 residents (Love, Fulke, Montgomerie, Kent, Olazabal, Nicklaus, Baird, Fatcatsson, Crenshaw, Haas, Waldorf and Sheedy) that leaves us $500 in the kitty (or $170 per unit).

EARLWOOD NEWS - PRESIDENT RELEASES AUDITED POST MATCH PLAY ACCOUNTS

Earlwood, November 23, 2016.  President Love has released the club's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre Match Play - $4470.50

Revenue - $1190 (17 players x 70)

Expenses - $2005 (green fees 964, refreshments and carts 321, prizemoney 600 and trophies 120)

Tournament Loss - $815

Balance Post Match Play - $3655.50 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2017)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

EARLWOOD NEWS - 2016
MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP

November 20, 2016.  In an excruciating conclusion to Match Play XXVIII, Muzzy Zoeller def. Bourkie Baird 3 & 2.

Match referee, Seve Hemosteros, was almost left speechless by the standard of play.  "It's really hard to find the appropriate words to describe what I've just witnessed.  We need, as an organisation and as individuals, to visit the room of mirrors and have a good, long, hard look at ourselves."

Non-golf highlights happened at the 19th hole and both involved legendary Match Play toastmaster, Sir Dick Faldo.  Following his welcome to country and short panatela smoking ceremony, he thanked the wives of Muzzy Zoeller and Seve Hemosteros for attending the match and then, ignoring established social norms, added that it was nice to have "some skirt here".  He later stepped out with an enthusiastic partner for some jazz fandango before falling in the lap of patrons seated at a table adjacent to the dance floor.

Respected socialite and sobriety judge Kenny Crenshaw had to call for a developed print to split the field before he semaphored correct weight for the day's first four placings - 1st Seve Hemosteros, 2nd Sir Dick Faldo, 3rd Tubby Waldorf and a long neck to perennial placegetter, 4th Tack Nicklaus.

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World Series of Golf XXIX, "The Make Euchre Great Again Tour", will tee-off on Monday, May 15.

Defending champion Soldier Montgomerie will headline the expected international field of *JPY Hayes, *TC Choi, Jose-Mumma Olazabal, Rich Kent, Paulking Harrington, Kipper Parnevik, Seve Hemosteros, Henney Stenson, *Garry Mize, Peard Fulke, Muzzy Zoeller, Davidson Love III, Kenny Crenshaw, Edwardo Romero, Sir Dick Faldo, Java Haas, Hunter Meehan, Bourkie Baird, Cavey Pavin, Grantief Goosen, *Big Jack Daley, Trent Strange, Tack Nicklaus, Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson, Notah Kelly III and Tubby Waldorf (* in doubt).

THE VENUES AND EVENTS

The teams days, Monday and Tuesday, will be played at Morisset and Wyong and the individual events, stableford and stroke, at Toukley and Shelly Beach on Thursday and Friday.

Each course has been booked for a 9.00am start and **carts will be provided at all four venues (** only 6 carts available so far at Morisset and 12 booked at the other 3 courses).

ACCOMMODATION

Touring party accommodation has been booked at the following exclusive Central Coast properties:

COSTS

The all-inclusive player entry fee is $400 which covers green fees and carts, shirts, daily and overall golf prizemoney (AUD1,400), euchre prize money (AUD100), winner's trophy, topped off with a burger and a few beers after Friday's Championship round.

For those staying on the Costa Plenti estate, accommodation for the week will set you back $400.

Entry fees and accommodation balances are to be paid in full by early May through direct deposit to President Love's Cayman Island account.  Earlier payment will of course be graciously accepted.

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