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World Series XXX competitors gather greenside at Shelly Beach's 18th hole.
On a perfect late autumn afternoon, World Series XXX competitors gather greenside at Shelly Beach's 18th hole. From l to r - Trent Strange, Henney Stenson, Peard Fulke, Soldier Montgomerie, JPY Hayes, Seve Hemosteros, Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson, Bourkie Baird, Edwardo Romero, Cavey Pavin, Big Jack Daley, Dick Faldo, Notah Kelly, Jose-Mumma Olazabal, Tubby Waldorf, Java Haas, Kenny Crenshaw, Hunter Meehan and Davidson Love (missing Kipper Parnevik).
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Kenny Crenshaw (left), the 2018 Match Play Champion, receives the trophy from last year's winner, Java Haas.
Kenny Crenshaw (left), the 2018 Match Play Champion, receives the prestigous Stephen Angry Anderson trophy from last year's winner, Java Haas. Also in attendance were Channel 7's "Kochie" (bottom left) and in the background, some extras from 'The Handmaid's Tale'.
Beercoin's listed price is underpinned by the cost of a schooner of Resch's served in the public bar of The Entrance Hotel during the World Series of Golf (1 schooner = 1 Beercoin).
The club has released it's latest audited post-tournament accounts.
Balance Pre Match Play - $3138.85
MP Revenue - $1190 (17 players)
MP Expenses - $2404 (green fees 978, prizemoney 700, milestones 200, hospitality 526)
Tournament Loss - $1214
Balance Post Match Play - $1924.85 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2019)
Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor
Earlwood November 26.
Kenny Crenshaw won his second match play title after defeating Notah Kelly 5 & 4 in The Pinnacle's championship match. The final never reached any great heights after Crenshaw cruised to a lead of 4 up after only 7 holes.
So complete and one-sided was the victory, former President Seve Hemosteros left the presentation area early to attend the Sydney FC v Melbourne Victory soccer match. "It couldn't be any worse than the crap served up today," opined the harsh critic of the club's playing standard.
Crenshaw's win comes on the back of a remarkable run - this was his third consecutive final. He played off 9 when he lost to Grantief Goosen (2015), 6 when he lost to Java Haas (2017) and 3 in this year's final. His 2019 handicap, +2, reflects that success.
Earlwood November 25.
President Love has confirmed dates for next year's "31 Unlucky for Some Tour".
World Series of Golf XXXI will be held the week of May 13-17 with Shelly Beach already locked in for Friday's stroke round.
This early confirmation will allow for better planning and hopefully eliminate the possiblity of members being double booked by their household guardians.
Earlwood September 19.
Chris Ryan has won the club's 2018 NRL Tipping Competition after selecting a perfect round (10 winners) on the last weekend and pocketed $2,000 for his efforts.
Chris tallied 304 pts to finish two points clear of 2014 winner Jemima Todd ($1500) with a further point to Peter Escott ($1000) who lamented a last minute try off a forward pass in the Gold Coast-NQld game cost him a share of the winner's spoils. 4th ($600) and 5th ($400) went Vanessa McCoy (298 pts) and Mark Adams (296 pts).
Earlwood September 3.
The club has released it's latest audited post-tournament accounts.
Balance Pre World Series - $3568.50
WS Revenue - $8470 (21 players + 1 tourist)
WS Expenses - $8899.65 (course costs 3959, golf extras - ids, balls, shirts 1268.75, milestones 150, prizemoney and trophy 1560, hospitality - tues lunch, wed lunch and betting,
fri bar tab, beercoins 1706.90, refunds - kentie and early fri leavers 255)
Tournament Loss - $429.65
Balance Post World Series - $3138.85 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2019)
Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor
The Entrance May 19.
Seve Hemosteros (pictured), the man primarily responsible for the creation of the Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club, has won the club's milestone 30th World Series of Golf.
Entering the final round at Shelly Beach as one of 3 co-leaders, the big-hitting sometime Blue Bay resident saw off their title aspirations and then repelled the late challenge of Peard Fulke to record his 4th Central Coast victory (previously won 1989, 1996 and 2003).
Fulke's late run was a welcome return to form for the veteran NRL Interchange Official and he was joined on the podium by 3rd place-getter, the uber-consistent Kenny Crenshaw.
The Entrance May 18.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, step right up, enter a competition offering a measured increase in wealth combined with life-changing international acclaim to it's most successful tipster.
The ESG&EC is again running it's innovative online rugby league tipping competition, 1. "A Competition With A Difference". Your pre-paid $80 entry fee guarantees 25 bouts of weekly angst.
There are a few things that make our competition stand apart from all the others. The first is so very simple and yet fiendishly difficult - you don't make a selection in every game. On a normal weekend, you "only" need to pick 6 winners from any of the 8 games. These 6 picks are known as your scratch selections.
Second, we add a another class of selections to the mix - handicap selections. The underdog in each game is given a points start and you must select a further 4 winners, again from any of the 8 games, taking the starts into account.
Besides our major prizes, there are 2. 10 opportunities during the season to win some cash. And finally, we conduct an entertaining, professional and most importantly a transparent competition as evidenced by the fact in 2018 two-thirds of participants had been tipping with us for 10 years or more. More detailed information can be found on the Competition Rules page in the NRL Tipping area of this website.
1. The ESG&EC's "A Competition With A Difference", although sharing sporting, pseudo-celebrity and gambling interests and greatly admiring the now defunct charity's business acumen and chutzpah, was regrettably never associated with The Shane Warne Foundation
2. Based on the 2018 competition with 97 tipsters
If you are interested in participating, click here to email us your details.
Like every May for the past 30 years, the ESG&EC will pack up it's bag of tricks, golf sticks and 3. Scanlen's footy cards and travel up to the NSW Central Coast to conduct it's week-long festival of sport and provide solace and cheer to the 4. good burghers of The Entrance.
As well as the two World Series tournaments, the club hosts the annual head-to-head Profanity Challenge between the undisputed potty-mouth heavyweights, 5. Edwardo 'The Prince' Romero and Big Jack 'The African' Daley. Big Jack will not only test the steely resolve of the Polish prince, who practices his simple but robust vocabulary whilst driving a f*#klift at Flemington Markets, he has also put organisers on notice like Michael Caine manning the walls of Rorke's Drift in the movie 'Zulu'. President Love has taken the prudent option to include The African natural disaster options (pestilence, war, famine and death) in our tournament public liability policy. The ESG&EC has also written to The Entrance Chamber of Commerce, the local constabulary, and registered clubs and liquor outlets within a 10km radius alerting them to 6. Big Jack's pending return.
3. Visit the NRL Tpping area of this website to see our extensive collection of 1980 Scanlens footy cards
4. Not to be confused with Geoff Burg, a rather bad burgher
5. The Prince's finest effort on tour was fitting four profanities, all starting with the letter F, into a five-word sentence. The sentence, which contained a noun, transitive verb, adjective and pronoun, an independent clause and a present tense, still managed to convey a very precise meaning
6. In 2012, after a 7 year sabbatical, The African returned in typically pugnacious style. After actively participating in our voluntary pre-tournament sea-level acclimatisation and hydration program, he was barred from the Diggers RSL that night and followed up 24 hours later by being escorted from The Entrance Leagues Club. Both actions were the result of Big Jack's 'straight talking'
The feature tournament of 'The 31 Unlucky For Some Tour', World Series XXXI will tee-off on Monday, May 13, and conclude with The Championship Round at Shelly Beach on Friday, May 17.
Four-time winner and defending champion Seve Hemosteros will headline the expected international field of *JPY Hayes, Rich Kent, *Kipper Parnevik, Henney Stenson, *Peard Fulke, *Garry Mize, Muzzy Zoeller, *Java Haas, Kenny Crenshaw, *Davidson Love III, *Edwardo Romero, Thongchai JD, Sir Dick Faldo, *Hunter Meehan, Bourkie Baird, *Big Jack Daley, *Cavey Pavin, *Soldier Montgomerie, Trent Strange, *Notah Kelly III, *Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson and *Tubby Waldorf (*past champion).
The secondary tournament of 'The 31 Unlucky For Some Tour', the World Series of Euchre, is played mid-week at The Entrance Hotel Euchredome.
The knock-out event is held after Wednesday's races and begins with the all important draw for partners conducted by Blue "Six Card" Sheedy B.Eu (Hons), the Earlwood Euchre University's professor emeritus. According to the wily old matchmaker last year's winners, Cavey Pavin & Dick Faldo, will start at long odds to team up let alone go back to back.
2018 World Series of Euchre Results.
Featuring some of the toughest and most picturesque holes on the Cooks Peninsula, The Royal & Ancient Marrickville Old Course will host the thirty-first running of our home event, The Pinnacle. 2018 winner, Kenny Crenshaw, will attempt to create history by successfully defending the Stephen Angry Anderson Trophy.
The tournament is a handicap match play event and, unless we have exactly 16 competitors, play begins with the Don Lane Invitational stroke qualifying round. The event will likely start on Sunday, November 10, and span 3 consecutive weekends with the semi-finals by default set down for the Friday before the Championship Match.