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Celebrating Years Of Resch's Enhanced Sporting Excellence

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ESG&EC SUPPORTS RE-ELECTION
OF PRESIDENT COATES

EUCHRE FIRMS AS EXHIBITION
SPORT FOR 2020 OLYMPICS IN JAPAN

The ESG&EC has thrown it's considerable weight behind the re-election of John Coates as President of the Australian Olympic Committee.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un

EARLWOOD TIME

1989 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Seve Hemosteros
Runner-up - Davidson Love III
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

1990 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Java Haas
Runner-up - Seve Hemosteros
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

1991 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson
Runner-up - Dick Faldo
3rd - Garry Mize

1992 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal
Runner-up - Soldier Montgomerie
3rd - Seve Hemosteros

1993 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal (2nd title)
Runner-up - Hal Whitton
3rd - Dick Faldo

1994 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Garry Mize
Runner-up - Java Haas
3rd - Davidson Love III

1995 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Big Jack Daley
Runner-up - Garry Mize
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

1996 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Seve Hemosteros (2nd title)
Runner-up - Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson
3rd - Garry Mize

1997 WORLD SERIES

Champion - JPY Hayes
Runner-up - Java Haas
3rd - Big Jack Daley

1998 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Java Haas (2nd title)
Runner-up - Soldier Montgomerie
3rd - Notah Kelly

1999 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal (3rd title)
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Java Haas

2000 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Jose-Mumma Olazabal (4th title)
Runner-up - Soldier Montgomerie
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

2001 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Hunter Meehan
Runner-up - Kipper Parnevik
3rd - Tack Nicklaus

2002 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Tubby Waldorf
Runner-up - Davidson Love III
3rd - Kenny Crenshaw

2003 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Seve Hemosteros (3rd title)
Runner-up - Kipper Parnevik
3rd - Kenny Crenshaw

2004 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Kipper Parnevik
Runner-up - Davidson Love
3rd - Seve Hemosteros

2005 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Java Haas (3rd title)
Runner-up - Peard Fulke
3rd - Notah Kelly

2006 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Tack Nicklaus
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson

2007 WORLD SERIES

Champion - JPY Hayes (2nd title)
Runner-up - Notah Kelly
3rd - Cavey Pavin

2008 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Kipper Parnevik (2nd title)
Runner-up - Cavey Pavin
3rd - Peard Fulke

2009 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Peard Fulke
Runner-up - Cavey Pavin
3rd - Soldier Montgomerie

2010 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Notah Kelly
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Grantief Goosen

2011 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Edwardo Romero
Runner-up - Grantief Goosen
3rd - Soldier Montgomerie

2012 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Cavey Pavin
Runner-up - TC Choi
3rd - Java Haas

2013 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Davidson Love III
Runner-up - Peard Fulke
3rd - Cavey Pavin

2014 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Davidson Love III (2nd title)
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Grantief Goosen

2015 WORLD SERIES

Champion - JPY Hayes (3rd title)
Runner-up - Kenny Crenshaw
3rd - Hunter Meehan

2016 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Soldier Montgomerie
Runner-up - Trent Strange
3rd - Grantief Goosen

2017 WORLD SERIES

Champion - Notah Kelly (2nd title)
Runner-up - Java Haas
3rd - Grantief Goosen

EARLWOOD NEWS - PRESIDENT RELEASES AUDITED POST WORLD SERIES ACCOUNTS

Earlwood, May 20, 2017.  President Love has released the club's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre World Series - $3655.50

Revenue - $9650 (24 players x 400 + 50)

Expenses - $8730 (golf courses 2618, wet weather refunds 1370, prizemoney and trophy 1560, shirts 1075, happy hours 315, Friday drinks 880, milestones 150, Wednesday betting and seafood buffet 301, ids and golf balls 185 and Wyong lunch 276)

Tournament Profit - $920

Balance Post World Series - $4575.50 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2018)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

EARLWOOD NEWS - NOTAH KELLY III
STEALS SECOND TITLE ON BACK OF THURSDAY NIGHT RAIN DANCE

The Entrance, May 19, 2017.  Congratulations to Notah Kelly III who captured a second World Series title with a narrow victory in a rain-shortened tournament.  Java Haas ran second, 1 point behind with a further point to 3rd placegetter, Grantief Goosen.

Needing a miracle to maintain his lead with Championship Day looming, Kelly spent most of Thursday night performing a rain dance and doubling down with the club's registered sports betting agency, TackBET.  So successful was his chanting and dancing, Friday's round was abandoned after a rain squall swept across the Shelly Beach course.

The tournament's new teams format worked well - teams match play on Monday and stableford aggregate on Tuesday - with 5 players separated by 3 points going into the 4th round.

The World Series of Euchre was won by Tubby Waldorf and 6 Card Sheedy who smacked Edwardo Romero and Muzzy Zoeller 2 up.  Waldorf's win follows his 2016 triumph with JPY Hayes.

EARLWOOD NEWS - EUCHRE EVENT
ROCKED BY SELF-EXCLUSION NOTICE

Earlwood, April 24, 2017.  Long-time member Garry Mize shocked organisers by lodging a self-exclusion notice for the popular card game's pinnacle tournament, The World Series of Euchre.  The club's gaming manager and tournament supervisor, "6 Card" Sheedy, has reluctantly accepted Mize's notice after reviewing the details of his request.

6 Card's press release quoted Mize acknowledging his demeanour had suffered in recent years under the unrelenting pressure of participating in a demanding tournament.  "Having been the cause of major blow-ups in the past 2 years it would seem to me advisable, if not highly desirable on the part of most others, I remain a spectator for this prestigious event.

"The naming of the week long sporting extravaganza, The Make Euchre Great Again Tour, and the significant increase to the winner's purse were added factors I took into account when making my request.  I intend to seek counsel from the Prince of Pacifism, Sir Dick Faldo, and also participate in his evening chill sessions with local identity, Moose.   It is my hope that these actions will allow me to rejoin this great tournament in 2018."

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"I, along with my North Korean counterpart, President Kim Jong-un (pictured left), fully support the incumbent supreme ruler of the AOC, beloved leader John Coates," said club President Davidson Love III.  "The scurrilous campaign of Melbourne-based soft cocks has the potential to derail our most ambitious plan yet, the introduction of euchre to the Olympic movement.

"We've been quietly courting John, a very influential Olympic official, for some time and recently awarded him an honourary Bachelor of Euchre degree from the prestigious Earlwood Euchre University.  It's not a hard sell because Coatesie, like all who crave absolute power, really enjoys the concept of the right bower and the robustness of the game's table talk where bullying your opponents doesn't see you end up in court defending your inalienable right to treat staff members like shit.  At a recent shuffle, he casually suggested to old '6 Card' Sheedy he'd be better off in a sheltered workshop.  'Good to see you and my wife are on the same page you f*#king gimp,' replied 6 Card.

"Organisationally, the two bodies share similar structures and philosophies - ruled by malevolent autocrats sitting on bucket loads of cash and who don't tolerate dissent, often disparaging rivals as c*#ts and liars, and where women know their place.  Both maintain a strong social media presence through informative and engaging websites and selectively leak favourable stories to friendly journalists in the major dailies.  Hello Roy!

"The branding of this year's World Series of Euchre event, 'The Make Euchre Great Again Tournament', has enpowered our club to boldly step onto the international stage.  I have written to Antonio Guterres, the UN Secretary-General, suggesting we mediate a euchre sit down to thrash out the complex issues centred on the 38th parallel.  I'd team up with the kooky Korean and co-sponsor of euchre's entry to the 5 ringed circus and Trump will play with the currency manipulator, Chinese President Xi Jinping, in Presidents Cup Euchre, a best of three match.

"If we win, and I have a sneaking suspicion we'd go aright after teaming up with Kim at an all-night euchre game following his father's funeral, Donald can have his mane styled by Kim's military barber and Xi can shout me a meal at Yamba's finest Chinese restaurant, Tom's.  If they win, Kim will wear Donald's rug for a month and I'll host Xi (and isn't it great to see other world leaders using roman numerals) for a weekend at Camp Davidson where we can chill out with the First Lady."

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