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2016 MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP
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EARLWOOD TIME

EARLWOOD NEWS
CLUB'S KOKODA TRACK WALKER
AT CENTRE OF MATCH-FIXING SCANDAL

September 15, 2016.  There is a dark side to the club's dual major winner Peard Fulke - he's a qualified referee, interchange official for the big game, colourful Brookvale Oval identity, alleged match-fixer and a confirmed pedant.

Peard Fulke in PNG

As news broke of a police investigation into match-fixing allegations involving his local team it was no surprise to see Mr Fulke do a Skase.  He left on a borrowed passport and travelled to the remote PNG hinterland from where he sent authorites this picture and a message stating that raskols had kidnapped him at gun point and were seeking a ransom for his safe return.  After that ruse quickly fell over with no money forthcoming, Fulke managed to stonewall the investigation for a further two weeks by claiming he was walking the Kokoda Track for charity.  Eventually his Go Fund Me resources ran dry and forced his return.

Police are particularly keen to find out the source of a recent large donation captioned, "The only other time I've given money to a referee was at half-time."  They believe Fulke has been funnelling money through this account for well over 20 years.  With the exception of Whistle Blowers Anonymous which lists the Beacon Hill battler as it's sole director, none of the charities mentioned on his Go Fund Me webpage are registered as such with NSW Fair Trading.

EARLWOOD NEWS
"SLIMEY" VINCE NEVIN WINS
NRL TIPPING COMPETITION

September 4, 2016.  "Slimey" Vince Nevin, a latter day Eric Olthwaite**, has won the club's 2016 NRL Tipping Competition and pocketed $2,000 for his efforts.

Slimey tallied 356 pts to finish 7 clear of Shaun Froggatt ($1,500) with a further 2 points to the third placegetter, Danny Hannah ($1,000).  Slimey's total was 32 pts better than last year's winner, Dave Harvey, and the third highest score under the current 26 round/6 and 4 format behind Alan Katzmann's 360 pts (2008) and Ken Wilson's 357 pts (2011).

A few facts and figures for the season.  There were 23 Perfect Rounds, up from 14 last year, with only two tipsters scoring more than one - Froggy Smith and JT Felsch (2 each).  On the back of those two perfect rounds, Froggy scored the most bonus points during the season (15) with 6 others scoring 10 or more.  Interestingly, none of those tipsters figured in the major prizemoney.

Tipsters accumulated 497 bonus points during the season (302 scratch, 149 handicap and 46 perfect round) compared with 304 last year (138/138/28).

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**A character played by Michael Palin in "The Testing of Eric Olthwaite", an episode from the 1970's TV series Ripping Yarns created by Palin and Terry Jones.  "It were hard to accept I were boring.  Especially with my interest in rain fall."

EARLWOOD NEWS
BOO BOO SIGNS FOR SYDNEY FC

August 22, 2016.  Sydney FC coach Graham Arnold says the addition of quality imports such as Boo Boo will be a significant boost for the A-League.  The Sky Blues officially unveiled the 54-year-old Como striker and ESG&EC member on Monday and he will make his debut in the FFA cup next week provided his suburban clearance is received in time.

Sydney FC marquee signing, Boo Boo

The Sutherland over-45 representative had retired three years ago after breaking his thumb pre-game shaking hands with the opposition.  Arnold denied he was taking a gamble on Boo Boo's physicality after luring their new recruit back to the round ball game.

"Boo Boo has got two great left feet, (he's) an excellent finisher, very good in the air with his head and does a sensational nude moon walk," Arnold said.  "His thumb isn't a concern although as a precaution we didn't shake hands after signing his contract.  One of the keys for me was his goal-scoring record in the local league was great so we're very confident he'll be a success as our marquee player."

The striker said he'd heard about Sydney FC through his partner Virginia and the style of play he had observed watching the A-League was not that different to the shire competition.  Giving journalists a bandaged thumbs up, Boo Boo said, "I hope to score a lot of goals to help my teammates win this championship."

EARLWOOD NEWS
DATES CONFIRMED FOR
2017 WORLD SERIES OF GOLF

July 18, 2016.  President Love has decreed World Series XXIX will be held the week of May 15-19.

"After the disappointment of missing out on playing there this year, we moved quickly to ensure the 2017 event culminates at Shelly Beach, the traditional finishing course for our tournament.  This early confirmation will also allow for better planning and hopefully eliminate the possiblity of members being double booked by their household guardians.

"Venues on the World Series of Golf rota (Kooindah Waters, Gosford, Morisset, Wyong and Toukley) will be offered the opportunity to host one of the three remaining days and I expect to enter negotiations with their course professionals in the coming months."

EARLWOOD NEWS
MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP JOINS
FORCES WITH DON LANE FOUNDATION

July 1, 2016.  In groundbreaking news, the club has accepted an unsolicited proposal from the Don Lane Lay The Cable Foundation to co-host Day 1 (Sunday, November 6) of the 2016 Match Play Championship.  As part of the commercial arrangement between the parties, the ESG&EC has agreed to rename Qualifying Day as The Don Lane Invitational.

The foundation's ambassador, Ford Funk, says his organisation brings a fresh approach to the conservative game of golf and there'll be plenty of things happening on the day - a number of attractive young SE Asian caddies/ball cleaners, a bit of prizemoney for the day's golf and a club house trivia quiz on the life and times of the multiple Gold Logie winning entertainer with a priceless autographed Paris Hilton scratch and sniff picture on loan for 12 months to the winning Don Laneophile.

The eight top scores from The Don Lane Invitational will advance to the match play rounds the following Sunday (November 13) and conclude with the Championship Match on Sunday, November 20.

EARLWOOD NEWS
PRESIDENT RELEASES AUDITED
POST WORLD SERIES ACCOUNTS

May 8, 2016.  President Love has released the club's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre World Series - $4024.50

Revenue - $9310 (entry fees and tardiness fines)

Expenses - $8864 (golf courses 4528, prizemoney 1500, shirts 1000, hospitality 943, golf balls, ball markers, hat clips, lanyards and ids 633, betting vouchers 200 and trophy 60)

Tournament Profit - $446

Balance Post World Series - $4470.50

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

EARLWOOD NEWS
SOLDIER MONTGOMERIE BREAKS
THROUGH GRASS CEILING

May 7 2016.  At his 26th attempt, Soldier Montgomerie finally added his name to the prestigious World Series of Golf trophy.  The canny Scot broke through for a well-deserved victory on the back of four ultra consistent rounds - a win and a fourth in the teams events and a win and a second at the individual stroke and stableford.

The runner-up, Central Coast legend Trent Strange, partially realised his enormous potential after overhauling his pre-tournament preparation and back office support staff.  Trent's entourage now includes a golf mentor (Kipper Parnevik), a life coach (Sir Dick Flado) and a personal svengali (Moose Dank - a deregistered pharmacist and self-proclaimed sports scientist).

Grantief Goosen took third place despite incurring significant financial penalties, along with his travelling companion Paulking Harrington, for his tournament tardiness.

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In groundbreaking news, the club has accepted an unsolicited proposal from the Don Lane Lay The Cable Foundation to co-host Day 1 (Sunday, November 6) of the 2016 Match Play Championship.  As part of the commercial arrangement between the parties, the ESG&EC has agreed to rename Qualifying Day as The Don Lane Invitational.

The foundation's ambassador, Ford Funk, says his organisation brings a fresh approach to the conservative game of golf and there'll be plenty of things happening on the day.  "Normally qualifying day ends in disappointment for the majority of players but with a few add-ons I think we can provide much happier endings for everyone.  We are looking at using 457 visas to engage a number of attractive young caddies/ball cleaners from South East Asia to assist and comfort the players during their round.  Tell Big Jack there's no need to drag his white table up from the South Coast - as well as your clubs the girls carry their own portable folding tables.

"There'll be a bit of prizemoney for the day's golf and afterwards we'll have a trivia quiz on the life and times of the multiple Gold Logie winning entertainer with a priceless autographed Paris Hilton scratch and sniff picture on loan for 12 months to the winning Don Laneophile - it's been stored at Tubby Waldorf's place for the past couple of years so let's hope it's returned intact and stain-free.  Now don't tell me these innovations won't get invitees RSVPing post-haste!"

FORMAT, PLAYING DATES & TIMES

The tournament is a handicap match play event spanning 3 weekends and, with the possible exception of the semi-finals, competitors must walk the course and comply with the Comite d'Organisation's nominated playing schedule.  All members are welcome to play socially on qualifying day even if you are unable to participate in the match play rounds.

The Don Lane Invitational, a stableford qualifying round this year, will be held on Sunday, November 6, and players must report to the starter 30 minutes before tee-off, a schooner and $80 in hand.  The top 8 will be seeded through to the match play rounds commencing on Sunday, November 13.  The semi-final matches are set down for the following Friday afternoon, unless both players and President Love III (Ret.) agree to a change, and the tournament concludes with the Championship Match on Sunday, November 20.  All Sundays have a noon tee time.

Prizemoney will be based on playing numbers - $600 (400/200 split) for up to 20 starters and $750 (500/250) for 21 or more.

STRONG FIELD LIKELY

The ESG&EC's Comite d'Organisation Des Jeux De Printemps Competition has issued over 30 invitations to eligible players for the 28th Championship.

The defending champion, Grantief Goosen, headlines the expected international field of Kipper Parnevik, Seve Hemosteros, TC Choi, Paulking Harrington, Henney Stenson, JPY Hayes, Garry Mize, Peard Fulke, Jose-Mumma Olazabal, Kenny Crenshaw, Muzzy Zoeller, Dick Faldo, Java Haas, Soldier Montgomerie, Bluey Dunk, Ford Funk, Boo Boo Weekley, Cavey Pavin, Hunter Meehan, Karrie White, Edwardo Romero, Duke Donald, Davidson Love III, Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson, Ralphy McIlroy, Tack Nicklaus, Trent Strange, Danny White Shark, Notah Kelly III and Tubby Waldorf competing for the prestigious Stephen Angry Anderson Trophy.

VENUE, DRINKS CART, PLAYER AND PUBLIC ACCESS TO COURSE

Featuring some of the toughest and most picturesque holes on the Cooks Peninsula, The Royal & Ancient Marrickville Old Course will again host The Championship.

The club's fully laden drinks cart for The Championship

Our vintage drinks cart (pictured) will be dispensing Edmund Resch's finest during the tournament although the first Sunday may present a problem with no driver holding the club's mandatory Irresponsible Service of Alcohol certificate presently available.

With the anticipated large crowds, players should access the course via Magnolia Drive (formerly Wharf Road).  For spectators, a park and ride bus service leaves Earlwood every 20 minutes from outside the Coles supermarket car park.  Sydney Ferries also operate a single jet cat service to the R&A from Circular Quay.  The Lady Fatcat departs Wharf 3 at 11.00am and arrives at the Man O' Golf steps, adjacent to the first tee, at 11.40am.  At low tide, the service terminates at Tempe's Golden Gate Bridge leaving passengers a leisurely 20 minute stroll to the course along the rejuvenated Cooks River foreshores.

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