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Celebrating Years Of Resch's Enhanced Sporting Excellence

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The ESG&EC proudly endorses the following products and services for their professional, nutritional, therapeutic and social cohesion values ..

Resch's Pilsener ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener.
Ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener Always the Favourite

Resch's Pilsener.
"Always the Favourite"


Thinking about making changes
to your humble abode ??
Cooper Carpentry can make
your dream a reality.
Call Bluey, the man in the Dunlop Volleys, for a quote.
0411 226 085

Resch's Pilsener beach poster

Resch's Pilsener.
"Cool and Refreshing" when you're at the beach ...

... or after a hard
day at the office

Relaxing after work with Resch's Pilsener
Excel Logistics logo

Import or export, put
your load in our hands!


phone  (61 2) 9792 2802

Resch's beer tap with surfer

Resch's Draught.
The beer that makes
beautiful people so cool
and even more beautiful.

Resch's Pilsener pub poster of boxing event

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.
The beer for all
sporting occassions.

DeeDees Candles logo

Hand Made Candles -
Kitchen Candles, Mason Jars,
Tumblers, Tea Cups,
Vintage Glass and Votives.


0431 697 705

Resch's Dinner Ale

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The beer of choice for
surf life savers.


Need help setting up or managing your SMSF?
We can't show you his face
but *Rob's a CPA who uses
an Oral-B toothbrush.
Contact Fatcat for a referral to
a business where the motto is
"All Kerr, No Responsibility".


Where your building needs and our skills meet as neatly as tongue and groove flooring.
Call Bluey, the man in the Dunlop Volleys, for a quote.
0411 226 085

Resch's pub poster displayed in the NRL museum

"Resch's Refreshes" and
turns good club players into
great Test players.

Clemton Park Cake Shop pie menu

Clemton Park Cake Shop
208C William Street
Clemton Park NSW 2206
phone  9718 2571


Home of the acclaimed
Clemton Park meat pie range.


Tomato & Onion
Cheese & Bacon

Resch's DA ad

Resch's DA.
The ever popular and ...

... "Cool and Refreshing"
Dinner Ale.

Resch's pub poster of swimming carnival
Palmerbet logo

The 110% Australian owned
racing and sports bookmaker.


phone  1300 123 238

Resch's pub poster of Newtown v Eastern Suburbs match

The beer of choice for
rugby league's eye gougers.


Where cooper rhymes with
super duper and carpentry
with er, um, arh ??
Lost for words over your building project ??
Call Bluey, the man in
the Dunlop Volleys, to fill in
the blanks.
0411 226 085

Resch's pub poster of Australia v England match

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The perfect post Test
match aperitif.

Newtown Jets logo

The mighty Newtown Jets,
2012 NSW Cup Premiers.

Resch's beer coaster

Like the immutable laws of
physics, somethings are just
universally acknowledged.

Resch's the beer we drink 'round here (NSW)

Resch's Draught.
Known to cure chronic
abscesses, tuberculosis,
cholera, "female complaints",
mercurial eruptions, paralysis and even restore life in the event of sudden death.

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener

Resch's Pilsener.
Now for the best
round of them all -
Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.

Queen's Slipper Playing Cards

Needing to win the final trick
and leading an off suit 7,
the euchre rascal's cry is,
"Get around little doggie!"




When matters aren't going the way you envisaged, a member can turn to the Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club for "guidance" and a deferred donation in the form of a bequest guarantees a greater level and wider range of discreet and effective assistance.

Cutting through "red tape" requires access, influence and co-operation at all levels of government and your bequest is essential to ensuring our voice is heard in the corridors of power.  Your continued success has always been our goal and it is only with your committed financial support that the ESG&EC can move forward greasing the wheels of government with impunity.  And remember, it's only a rort if you're not involved.

The golf and euchre tournaments that we've created as a benign front for our ambitious aim of world sporting domination, in conjunction with 1. two new companies we've incorporated in the Cayman Islands, are the building blocks for a more covertly influential and wealthier organisation, similar to the Liberal Party aligned 2. North Sydney Forum.

1. Yamba Charitable Works Fund No.1 (Charity Begins At Home) and Davidson Love Glorious Foundation

2. Unlike the NSF's relationship with ex-treasurer Joe Hockey, philanthropic members can gain one-on-one access to President Love to discuss discretionary club matters such as handicaps, partner draws, tournament formats and start dates.  Money has always been the language of Love so before your audience with the great man, leave your gift inside a brown paper bag with his receptionist


Well you can't take it with you when you're "brown bread"!!  A bequest is the only way to ensure your estate goes to the people who have supported you throughout your membership and it represents just a small return on time and money the club has freely and generously invested in your golf and euchre experiences.

The future of the ESG&EC, and just as importantly it's executive team, is dependent on income from membership, broadcast rights, sponsors and tournament ticket sales and tapping into the wealth of our aging membership complements these revenue streams.


Please consider the following options for your bequest:


Leaving a bequest to any of the 3. ESG&EC entities is an easy and fiscally responsible way to allow the club to continue the fun times long after you've been forgotten.  Because your will is a legal document, on a pro bono basis we'll refer you to an independent 4. ESG&EC approved solicitor who'll assist in drafting your will, nominating the club President as your executor and the ESG&EC as a beneficiary.  These simple and convenient steps will ensure that when you finally toss tails, your wishes will be carried out to the letter.

There are four main ways to leave a bequest to the ESG&EC:

3. Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club LLC, ESG&EC World Series of Golf Pty Ltd, ESG&EC Match Play Championship Inc., ESG&EC World Series of Euchre Trust, ESG&EC NRL Tipping Ponzi No.1, Smoke Da Greyhound Syndicate Ponzi No.2, Yamba Charitable Works Fund No.1 (Charity Begins At Home) and Davidson Love Glorious Foundation

4. ESG&EC approved solicitors are available in the Sydney CBD (Ford Funk Law), Morisset & Five Dock (Tack Nicklaus & Associates) and Drummoyne (Java Haas & Youse)


There is likely to be a selfish group of people who wouldn't want to see you share your wealth with the ESG&EC.  This rapacious bunch of ingrates won't be content with having mooched off you for all these years, frittering away your hard earned left, right and centre on uncomfortable fashion shoes, must-have dresses and camp hair stylists.

When you're gone, they'll want it all!  In the current political climate, these people are "leaners" and don't deserve to share in your largesse.