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Earlwood Social
Golf & Euchre Club LLC

ESG&EC World
Series of Golf Pty Ltd

ESG&EC Match Play Championship Inc

ESG&EC World
Series of Euchre Trust

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Smoke Da Greyhound Syndicate Ponzi Scheme No.2

Yamba Charitable
Works Fund No.1
(Charity Begins At Home)

Davidson Love
Glorious Foundation

Edmund Resch
Brewer by Appointment
to the Governor-General

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ESG&EC About Us

Making Story Telling Great Again,
One Yarn At A Time

Celebrating Years Of Resch's Enhanced Sporting Excellence

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The ESG&EC proudly endorses the following products and services for their professional, nutritional, therapeutic and social cohesion values ...

Resch's beer tap with surfer

Resch's Draught.
The refreshing beverage that turns ordinary people into urban sophisticates

Resch's Pilsener Always the Favourite

Resch's Pilsener.
"Always the Favourite"



Thinking about making changes to your humble abode ??
Cooper Carpentry can make your dream a reality.
Call Bluey, the man in the Dunlop Volleys, for a quote.
0411 226 085

Resch's Pilsener beach poster

Resch's Pilsener.
"Cool and Refreshing" when you're at the beach ...
... or when you put your feet up at home after a hard day at the office

Relaxing after work with Resch's Pilsener
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Import or export, put
your load in our hands!


phone  (61 2) 9792 2802

Resch's Pilsener pub poster of boxing event

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.
The beer for all
sporting occassions

Resch's Pilsener ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener.
Ideal at the 19th hole

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Hand Made Candles -
Kitchen Candles, Mason Jars, Tumblers, Tea Cups, Vintage Glass and Votives


0431 697 705

Resch's Dinner Ale

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The beer of choice for
active surf life savers

Resch's pub poster displayed in the NRL museum

Resch's Beer.
The beer that turns
good club players into
great Test players


Need help setting up or managing your SMSF?
We can't show you his face but *Rob's a CPA who uses an Oral-B toothbrush.
Contact Fatcat for a referral to a business where the motto is "All Kerr, No Responsibility"


Where your building needs and our skills meet as neatly as tongue and groove flooring.
Call Bluey, the man in the Dunlop Volleys, for a quote.
0411 226 085

Resch's pub poster of Australia v England match

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The perfect post Test
match aperitif

Resch's pub poster of Newtown v Eastern Suburbs match

Resch's Beer.
The drink of choice for
rugby league's eye gougers

Clemton Park Cake Shop pie menu

Clemton Park Cake Shop
208C William Street
Clemton Park NSW 2206
phone  9718 2571


Home of the acclaimed
Clemton Park meat pie range


Plain, Pepper, Chilli, Tomato & Onion, Curry, Cheese & Bacon, Mushroom and Potato

Resch's DA ad

Resch's DA.
The ever popular and ...
... "Cool and Refreshing"
Dinner Ale

Resch's pub poster of swimming carnival
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The 110% Australian owned
racing and sports bookmaker


phone  1300 123 238

Resch's the beer we drink 'round here (NSW)

Resch's Draught.
Known to cure chronic abscesses, tuberculosis, cholera, "female complaints", mercurial eruptions, paralysis and even restore life in the event of sudden death

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener

Resch's Pilsener.
Now for the best round
of them all - Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener


Where cooper rhymes with super duper and carpentry with er, um, arh ??
Lost for words over your building project ??
Call Bluey, the man in the Dunlop Volleys, to fill in the blanks
0411 226 085

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The mighty Newtown Jets,
2012 NSW Cup Premiers

Resch's beer coaster

Like the immutable laws of
physics, somethings are just
universally acknowledged

Queen's Slipper Playing Cards

Needing to win the final trick and leading an off suit 7, the euchre rascal's cry is, "Get around little doggie!"

Camp Davidson Yamba

The palatial Camp Davidson on the beach at Yamba The palatial Camp Davidson on the beach at Yamba


The Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club ("the ESG&EC") does not guarantee, and accepts no legal liability whatsoever arising from or connected to, the accuracy, reliability, currency or completeness of any material contained on this website.

'Pigeons' (aka potential investors) should seek appropriate independent advice from clairvoyants, tarot card readers and/or alchemists prior to relying on, or entering into any financial commitment to golf or euchre tournaments, NRL tipping competitions and/or affiliated Ponzi (or pyramid) schemes based on material published here, including material identified as defamatory, opinion or factional (a small element of fact combined with a large dollop of fiction topped off with a sprinkle of comical), all of which are clearly the outpourings of some unhinged mind with a boundless ego.

All income generated from club activities is directed to maintaining a jetsetting luxury lifestyle for club President, Davidson Love III, including, but not restricted to, Camp Davidson, a 6-star Yamba holiday retreat (pictured), and first class travel and accommodation when routinely representing the ESG&EC at world class sporting events like the UK's Goodwood Festival (pictured) or our two golf majors, World Series of Golf and the Match Play Championship.

When in Sydney, the President stays at the Prince Edward suite in Croydon.

Qatar Goodwood (UK) Festival 2018

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ESG&EC President Davidson Love III, club ambassador Francesca Cumani and the President's aide de camp, Rochester, at the 2018 Qatar Goodwood Festival ESG&EC President Davidson Love III and staff at the 2018 Qatar Goodwood Festival


Well balanced and perfectly proportioned, this responsive and hand-crafted website sits harmoniously within it's context, maximising use of it's prominent position to create a precinct of architectural masterpieces all curated by Webmaster Fatcat and guided by his zen principles of 1. Earlwood minimalism.

A collection of news, uncensored opinions and imaginative yarns, contained within six well articulated divisions (Home Page, About Us, Match Play, World Series, Euchre and NRL Tipping) all exuding pure elegance with their timeless simplicity, merge to create a singular vision of the Earlwood lifestyle.

Beautifully landscaped side columns and Resch's enhanced headers and footers form a border around the central themes, with this clever configuration drawing light onto the pages and optimising cross-flow ventilation for our target audience, urban sophisticates.

The use of sustainable materials like the stunning rough screed dark concrete background and different elements including box shadows, google fonts, resizeable images & tables, a php-coded pay to play tipping competition, informative floating sidebars containing slideshows, Earlwood time & securities exchange updates, combined with the understated interplay of light and shadow, create a multi-layered interface with the reader.

1. One of Fatcat's most important Earlwood principles for creating your zen, minimalist website is to let your design be guided by each page's energy flow and purpose.  By staying true to the space, clearing the clutter, and featuring natural accents, you'll have engineered a balanced website that promotes a healthy flow of energy and traffic

Fatcat Website Construction

Webmaster Fatcat and the motley crew at Fatcat Website Construction, often described as the Meritons of web design Webmaster Fatcat and the motley crew at Fatcat Website Construction


Fatcat Website Construction has been forced to clarify it is a separate entity from the companies at the centre of the Opal and Mascot Towers cracks scandal.  Webmaster Fatcat, a spokesperson for the bespoke and iconoc website builder, said the confusion arose after cracks were found in the About Us area of the ESG&EC site.  "The cracks, generally resticted to the Folklore Series, were apparently quite deep and personal in nature and although we apologise unreservedly for any hurt or embarrassment caused, we pass on any legal responsibility and full liability to the owner of the website who supplies us with the offending content."

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