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Resch's Pilsener ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener.
Ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener Always the Favourite

Resch's Pilsener.
"Always the Favourite"

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your dream a reality.
 
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Resch's Pilsener beach poster

Resch's Pilsener.
"Cool and Refreshing" when you're at the beach ...

... or after a hard
day at the office

Relaxing after work with Resch's Pilsener
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Import or export, put
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Resch's beer tap with surfer

Resch's Draught.
The beer that makes
beautiful people so cool
and even more beautiful.

Resch's Pilsener pub poster of boxing event

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.
The beer for all
sporting occassions.

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Hand Made Candles -
Kitchen Candles, Mason Jars,
Tumblers, Tea Cups,
Vintage Glass and Votives.

 

www.deedeescandles.com.au

 

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Resch's Dinner Ale

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The beer of choice for
surf life savers.

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Resch's pub poster displayed in the NRL museum

"Resch's Refreshes" and
turns good club players into
great Test players.

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Clemton Park Cake Shop
208C William Street
Clemton Park NSW 2206
phone  9718 2571

 

Home of the acclaimed
Clemton Park meat pie range.

 

Plain
Tomato & Onion
Curry
Cheese & Bacon
Mushroom
Potato

Resch's DA ad

Resch's DA.
The ever popular and ...

... "Cool and Refreshing"
Dinner Ale.

Resch's pub poster of swimming carnival
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The 110% Australian owned
racing and sports bookmaker.

 

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phone  1300 123 238

Resch's pub poster of Newtown v Eastern Suburbs match

Resch's.
The beer of choice for
rugby league's eye gougers.

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with er, um, arh ??
 
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Resch's pub poster of Australia v England match

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The perfect post Test
match aperitif.

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The mighty Newtown Jets,
2012 NSW Cup Premiers.

 
Resch's beer coaster

Like the immutable laws of
physics, somethings are just
universally acknowledged.

Resch's the beer we drink 'round here (NSW)

Resch's Draught.
Known to cure chronic
abscesses, tuberculosis,
cholera, "female complaints",
mercurial eruptions, paralysis and even restore life in the event of sudden death.

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener

Resch's Pilsener.
Now for the best
round of them all -
Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.

Queen's Slipper Playing Cards

Needing to win the final trick
and leading an off suit 7,
the euchre rascal's cry is,
"Get around little doggie!"

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PLAYER PROFILES L - Z
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DAVIDSON LOVE III

Davidson Love III - WS XXIV - 2012.

Nickname: Davo
Exempt status: Lifetime (6 time major winner)
Height: 6-3
Weight: 175
Birthdate: April 13, 1964
Residence: Croydon
Family: wife, Gail
Education: University of North Carolina
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, seniors policy
Joined tour: 1989
Majors Played: 56 (World Series 27, Match Play 29)
Majors Won: 6 (1989, 1991, 1994 and 2004 Match Play, 2013 and 2014 World Series)
Current losing streak: 5 tournaments
Career milestone: 2014 World Series of Golf (50th tournament)

Davidson, yet another of the founding members who teed off in both inaugural majors, is the current ESG&EC President.  He had an outstanding start to his career winning three Match Play Championships in 6 years and finally added a 4th major to his bulging trophy case with yet another Match Play win in 2004.

Love eventually completed the home and away double - the seventh player to have done so - with a popular win at the 2013 World Series of Golf.  The following year, he went back to back with another, albeit less well received, World Series victory.

RALPHY MCILROY

Ralphy McIlroy - MP XXV - 2013.

Nickname: Ralph
Exempt status: sponsors invite
Height: 5-9
Weight: 162
Birthdate: May 4, 1989
Residence: Engadine
Family: wife, Karen
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, cricket
Joined tour: 2010
Majors Played: 6 (World Series 0, Match Play 6)
Majors Won: 0
Current losing streak: 5 tournaments
Career milestone: 2015 World Series of Golf (5th tournament)

Sir Dick Faldo needed more reliable chauffeurs and invited his young neighbour to join the tour.

HUNTER MEEHAN

Hunter Meehan - WS XXIV - 2012.

Nickname: Kodak
Exempt status: sponsors invite
Height: 6-0
Weight: 180
Birthdate: January 13, 1957
Residence: Lilli Pilli
Family: wife, Sue
Education: Long Beach State University
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, fruit and vegetables
Joined tour: 1997
Majors Played: 34 (World Series 19, Match Play 15)
Majors Won: 1 (2001 World Series)
Current losing streak: 27 tournaments
Career milestone: 2014 World Series of Golf (30th tournament)

The Lilli Pilli green grocer won the 2001 World Series of Golf.  As a child prodigy, he also starred for his school on the 1960-70's TV show, "It's Academic".

GARRY MIZE

Garry Mize - Match Play Championship - 2014.

Nickname: Brownie
Exempt status: sponsors invite
Height: 6-0
Weight: 165
Birthdate: September 23, 1958
Residence: Como West
Family: wife, Donna
Education: Georgia Tech
Special interests: golf, euchre, fishing, piano
Joined tour: 1989
Majors Played: 25 (World Series 11, Match Play 14)
Majors Won: 1 (1994 World Series)
Current losing streak: 14 tournaments
Career milestone: 2015 World Series of Golf (20th tournament)

Garry played in both inaugural majors, won the 1994 World Series of Golf and was runner-up at the 1991 and 2003 Match Play Championships.

SOLDIER MONTGOMERIE

Soldier Montgomerie - WS XXIV - 2012. Private Soldier Montgomerie

Nickname: Soldier
Exempt status: Lifetime (2 time major winner)
Height: 6-1
Weight: 196
Birthdate: June 23, 1963
Residence: Enfield
Family: wife, Anne
Education: Glasgow Polytech, Scotland
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, plumbing
Joined tour: 1989
Majors Played: 55 (World Series 27, Match Play 28)
Majors Won: 2 (1999 Match Play, 2016 World Series)
Current losing streak: 2 tournaments
Career milestone: 2014 World Series of Golf (50th tournament)

A foundation member, the canny Scot is always a contender and at his 26th attempt, finally captured the elusive World Series of Golf title and in doing so became the 9th player to achive the coveted home and away double.

TACK NICKLAUS

Tack Nicklaus - WS XXIV - 2012.

Nickname: Tackhead
Exempt status: Lifetime (2 time major winner)
Height: 5-10
Weight: 185
Birthdate: January 21, 1940
Residence: Morisset
Family: partner, Lady Morisset
Education: Ohio State University
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, criminal law
Joined tour: 1989
Majors Played: 45 (World Series 26, Match Play 19)
Majors Won: 2 (1993 Match Play, 2006 World Series)
Current losing streak: 14 tournaments
Career milestone: 2011 Match Play Championship (40th tournament)

Another of the current members who teed off in both inaugural majors, Tack was the second player to achieve the home and away double.  He is the club's licensed sports bookmaker, gouging the uninformed by betting to 200% on opening markets.

JOSE-MUMMA OLAZABAL

Jose-Mumma Olazabal - WS XXV - 2013.

Nickname: Kragg
Exempt status: Lifetime (4 time major winner)
Height: 5-10
Weight: 160
Birthdate: February 5, 1966
Residence: Hurstville Grove
Family: wife, Anne-Marie
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, ironing, computer networks
Joined tour: 1989
Majors Played: 36 (World Series 18, Match Play 18)
Majors Won: 4 (1992, 1993, 1999 and 2000 World Series)
Current losing streak: 17 tournaments
Career milestone: 2015 World Series of Golf (35th tournament)

Jose-Mumma is a foundation member, a 4-time winner of the World Series of Golf and a strident critic of the Dickworth-Lewis handicapping system.

KIPPER PARNEVIK

Kipper Parnevik - WS XXV - 2013.

Nickname: Kipper
Exempt status: Lifetime (4 time major winner)
Height: 6-0
Weight: 175
Birthdate: March 7, 1965
Residence: Leichhardt
Family: Single
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, office stationery
Joined tour: 2001
Majors Played: 30 (World Series 15, Match Play 15)
Majors Won: 4 (2004 and 2008 World Series, 2007 and 2012 Match Play)
Current losing streak: 8 tournaments
Career milestone: 2014 Match Play Championship (25th tournament)

A talented sportsman who excelled at football as well as golf.  In 2004 he reached the career milestone of 300 games with the Balmain Aussie Rules team.  A large crowd turned out at Drummoyne Oval to witness the event and cheer as Kipper burst through a large banner captioned "Will play for food".  The hero of the day kicked five goals in the final quarter to seal a comfortable win.

A multiple World Series of Golf winner, Kipper became the 3rd player to complete the home and away double with his victory at the 2007 Match Play Championship.

CAVEY PAVIN

Cavey Pavin - WS XXIV - 2012.

Nickname: Cavey
Exempt status: Lifetime (2 time major winner)
Height: 5-9
Weight: 155
Birthdate: November 16, 1959
Residence: Old Toongabbie
Family: wife, Sue
Education: UCLA
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, printing
Joined tour: 1991
Majors Played: 32 (World Series 14, Match Play 18)
Majors Won: 2 (1996 Match Play, 2012 World Series)
Current losing streak: 6 tournaments
Career milestone: 2015 Match Play Championship (30th tournament)

The 6th player to achieve the home and away double.  The 1996 Match Play Champion has a quirky dress sense.  Always plays with his socks inside out and is renown for getting incredible wear out of his underpants.  He wears them normally, then back to front, inside out and then front to back.  If you are partnered with Cavey on day 4 of this process, stay upwind.

EDWARDO ROMERO

Edwardo Romero - WS XXIV - 2012.

Nickname: The Prince (of Profanity)
Exempt status: Lifetime (2 time major winner)
Height: 6-2
Weight: 210
Birthdate: July 7, 1954
Residence: Condell Park
Family: wife, Kim
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, market produce
Joined tour: 1996
Majors Played: 24 (World Series 12, Match Play 12)
Majors Won: 2 (2006 Match Play, 2011 World Series)
Current losing streak: 8 tournaments
Career milestone: 2014 World Series of Golf (20th tournament)

The Prince, the 6th player to achieve the home and away double with his 2011 World Series of Golf victory, is best known for his unique slant on the English language.

His f*#king finest effort was fitting four f*#king profanities, all starting with the f*#king letter F, into a f*#king five-word f*#king sentence.  The sentence, which contained a noun, transitive verb, adjective and pronoun, an independent clause and a present tense, still managed to convey a very precise meaning.  Has regulatory approval to drive a f*#k lift.

DANNY WHITE SHARK

Danny White Shark - Match Play Championship - 2014.

Nickname: The Apprentice
Exempt status: sponsors invite
Height: 6-0
Weight: 180
Birthdate: February 10, 1955
Residence: Earlwood
Family: partner, Annie
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, writing letters to the editor
Joined tour: 1998
Majors Played: 16 (World Series 3, Match Play 13)
Majors Won: 0
Current losing streak: 16 tournaments
Career milestone: 2015 Match Play Championship (15th tournament)

Danny is often described as a colourful golfing identity, but there is no cause for alarm.  Rather than being a malevolent force, he just a very dapper dresser.

HENNEY STENSON

Henney Stenson - WS XXV - 2013.

Nickname: Bourbo
Exempt status: through to 2021 (major winner)
Height: 6-2
Weight: 190
Birthdate: April 5, 1976
Residence: Milperra
Family: wife, Sue
Education: University of South Carolina
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, timber used in furniture
Joined tour: 2011
Majors Played: 9 (World Series 5, Match Play 4)
Majors Won: 1 (2011 Match Play)
Current losing streak: 8 tournaments
Career milestone: 2014 Match Play Championship (5th tournament)

Henney is a brother-in-law of Sir Dick Faldo and Kenny Crenshaw.  His nickname comes not from his direct lineage to the French Bourbon dynasty, but rather from his love of corn derived spirit, bourbon.  Broke an unwritten rule when he won the 2011 Match Play Championship.

TRENT STRANGE

Trent Strange - WS XXIV - 2012.

Nickname: Trent
Exempt status: sponsors invite
Height: 5-11
Weight: 180
Birthdate: January 30, 1955
Residence: North Entrance
Family: Single parent
Education: Belangalo State Forest University
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, hospitality industry
Joined tour: 2008
Majors Played: 10 (World Series 10, Match Play 0)
Majors Won: 0
Current losing streak: 10 tournaments
Career milestone: 2012 World Series of Golf (5th tournament)

After playing his 3rd major at the 2010 World Series, Trent is now a fully fledged member of the tour.  Finally realised his enormous potential when he finished second, equalling the old stableford course record, at Toukley during World Series XXIV.

TUBBY WALDORF

Tubby Waldorf - WS XXIV - 2012.

Nickname: The Nark
Exempt status: Lifetime (2 time major winner)
Height: 6-0
Weight: 225
Birthdate: August 20, 1962
Residence: Bexley North
Family: Confirmed bachelor
Education: UCLA
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, horses, striped apparel, offal
Joined tour: 1989
Majors Played: 48 (World Series 28, Match Play 20)
Majors Won: 2 (1990 Match Play, 2002 World Series)
Current losing streak: 24 tournaments
Career milestone: 2015 World Series of Golf (45th tournament)

Waldorf is another player who teed off in both 1989 majors.  And speaking off both majors, Tubby was the first player to complete the home and away double - winning the Match Play Championship in 1990 and, to his and many others great surprise, the World Series of Golf in 2002 - and won both playing right-handed with a left-handed grip.

Tubby served as the club's handicapper from 1989-2002, resigning after rumblings about his comprehensive World Series win.

BOO BOO WEEKLEY

Boo Boo Weekley - Match Play Championship - 2014.

Nickname: The Boob
Exempt status: through to 2024 (major winner)
Height: 6-0
Weight: 210
Birthdate: July 23, 1973
Residence: Como
Family: wife, Virginia
Education: Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, woodwork, being a stunt drivers passenger
Joined tour: 1999
Majors Played: 9 (World Series 0, Match Play 9)
Majors Won: 1 (2014 Match Play)
Current losing streak: none - 2014 Match Play Champion
Career milestone: 2008 Match Play Championship (5th tournament)

Another young gun who took a long time to find his feet on the rigorous ESG&EC circuit before claiming the 2014 Match Play Championship.  He had previously missed a chance when he was unable to take his month of good form into the 2009 Championship Match.  Sadder still, in 2011 he failed to check his calendar and forfeited to Tack Nicklaus.

KARRIE WHITE

Karrie White - MP XXV - 2013.

Nickname: Whitey, Kochie
Exempt status: sponsors invite
Height: 5-6
Weight: n/a
Birthdate: December 21, 1974
Residence: Earlwood
Family: partner, Helene
Education: Ayr Ladies College
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, telling yarns, abusing state premiers, wearing men's clothes
Joined tour: 1999
Majors Played: 18 (World Series 0, Match Play 18)
Majors Won: 0
Current losing streak: 17 tournaments
Career milestone: 2014 Match Play Championship (15th tournament)

Playing a man's game with women's buttocks, Whitey has broken down all the barriers between the sexes.  Runner-up at the 2010 Match Play Championship.

TIGER WOOD

Past member's new gig.

Nickname: Max
Exempt status: suspended
Height: 6-1
Weight: 185
Birthdate: December 30, 1975
Residence: Mosman
Family: wife, Danielle
Education: Stanford University
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, religion and theological fashion
Joined tour: 1997
Majors Played: 8 (World Series 3, Match Play 5)
Current losing streak: 8 tournaments

Had his playing ticket suspended in 2001 after being found guilty by the Criminal Court of Earlwood of false representations on his membership application.

His Honour, Justice Fatcatsson, was scathing in his assessment of Wood's duplicity.  "You blatantly, wilfully and falsely ticked 'Yes' as your response to the following questions on the Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club (the Club) membership form:
Question 11.  My belief in a supreme being is limited to the Club's golf handicapper and the right bower in the game of Euchre.
Question 13.  I have no moral backbone.
Question 14.  I'd rather play golf on Sundays than go to church.

You are a disgrace to the core beliefs of this great sporting institution and I sentence you to an exclusion term of no less than World Series XXV and no more than Match Play XXX.  May the handicapper have mercy on your soul."

MUZZY ZOELLER

Muzzy Zoeller - Match Play Championship - 2014.

Nickname: Muzz
Exempt status: sponsors invite
Height: 5-10
Weight: 190
Birthdate: November 11, 1951
Residence: Lane Cove West
Favourite food: Fried chicken, collard greens and watermelon
Family: Wife, Anthea
Education: University of Houston
Special interests: beer, golf, euchre, deal making, live export of goats to Arab nations
Joined tour: 2014
Majors Played: 7 (World Series 3, Match Play 4)
Majors Won: 1 (2016 Match Play Champion)
Current losing streak: 1 tournament

Received special dispensation to particpate on a part-time basis at the 2014 World Series of Golf and played his first full-time event the same year at the Match Play Championship where he failed to qualify for the main draw.

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