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2018 WORLD SERIES OF EUCHRE
EARLWOOD TIME
EARLWOOD NEWS - PAYMENTS DUE SOON FOR WS XXX
April 15, 2018.
By the first week of May, Costa Plenti accommodation balances ($200) and golf entry fees ($400) should be deposited into the President's Cayman Island account (details sent by email). Use your surname as the payment reference and if you're especially computer literate, send President Love a text or email when you have completed the transaction. The usual suspects can pay cash on arrival.
A reminder to all that last year's tour shirt (red for those that didn't attend) is the uniform for Day 1 at Gosford. As to playing numbers, we look like having a minimum of 21 for the week with Garry Mize helping out on the teams days if required. Beyond that, we'll know more on the tee Monday morning.
If you are up there early for the sea-level acclimatisation program, there will be a get together with some ex-Lewisham students and others at the Norah Head Sports Club from 2pm Saturday. The club has betting and bistro facilities and all members are welcome to attend.
EARLWOOD NEWS - COSTA PLENTI ACCOMMODATION BOOKED FOR WS XXX
February 21, 2018.
Private sanctuary and cultural oasis, the Costa Plenti Estate, will host 13 residents during 'The 30 for 30 Tour'.
Messrs Love, Fulke, Hayes, Montgomerie, Kent, Olazabal, Baird, Fatcatsson, Crenshaw, Haas, Waldorf, Stenson and Professor Emeritus Blue "6 Card" Sheedy B.Eu (Hons), the club's onsite gaming manager and croupier, have been allocated a much sought after bed in the luxury, secured compound.
Four apartments have been booked, 2 at Coast Luxury (including Casino Royale) and 2 at Riviera. Room allocations will be done early May.
EARLWOOD NEWS - LATEST WORLD SERIES TOUR NUMBERS AND NEWS
February 20, 2018.
After receiving notices of withdrawal from Garry Mize and prominent legal identity Tack Nicklaus, WS XXX will likely have 22 players.
As well as Mize and Nicklaus other notable absentees from last year's tourists are Grantief Goosen and Paulking Harrington. These scratchings have been slightly offset by the confirmed return of 3-time winner JPY Hayes and the likely return of 1995 champion Big Jack 'The African' Daley.
Daley's mooted return has put organisers on notice like Michael Caine in Zulu and led President Love to include The African natural disaster options (pestilence, war, famine and death) in our tournament public liability policy. The ESG&EC has written to The Entrance Chamber of Commerce, the local constabulary and Blue Bay liquor outlets alerting them to Big Jack's probable reappearance.
The week long extravaganza, incorporating two sanctioned World Series events, has been christened 'The 30 for 30 Tour'.
EARLWOOD NEWS - CLUB LAUNCHES BEERCOIN CRYPTOCURRENCY
January 13, 2018
Beercoin has been announced as the ESG&EC's digital currency and local payment system. This exciting new cryptocurrency is underpinned by keg-to-tap-to-peer technology.
After a soft launch at the Earlwood Hotel last night, the club has mined 1,040 coins - one for every entrant in our two golf majors over nearly 30 years. The cornerstone of Beercoin's value is the price The Entrance Hotel charges club members for a schooner of Resch's served during our annual May golf pilgrimage.
The Central Coast schooner impost has been rising faster than Sydney house prices and has been a boon to those astute insiders who got in early on the crypto bandwagon. Beercoin has a market capitalisation in excess of AUD60 million (1 Entrance Hotel Resch's schooner = 1/10,001 Beercoin).
Beercoins can be stored in a digital wallet and used to pay for tournament entry fees, Costa Plenti accommodation, prizemoney and shouts of beer. The club's first Beercoin recipient, President Davidson Love III, has become an overnight Beercoin multi-millionaire with his bulging wallet of 56 coins - one for each of his tournament appearances. Wallets will be issued to eligible members in a market sensitive manner and at President Love's discretion.
EARLWOOD NEWS - VENUES & COSTS CONFIRMED FOR 2018 WORLD SERIES
January 10, 2018
President Love has confirmed venues and costs for this year's World Series (May 14).
The teams events will be played Monday and Tuesday at Gosford and Wyong and the individual events, stableford and stroke, at Toukley and Shelly Beach on Thursday and Friday.
Play will start at 9.00am on the first 3 days and 30 minutes later on Friday. Carts will be provided at all four venues.
The tournament entry fee is $400.
EARLWOOD NEWS - PRESIDENT RELEASES AUDITED POST MATCH PLAY ACCOUNTS
November 26, 2017
President Love has released the club's latest audited post-tournament accounts.
Balance Pre Match Play - $4575.50
Revenue - $1330 (19 players x 70)
Expenses - $2337 (green fees 988, hospitality 579, anniversary discount 50, prizemoney and trophys 720)
Tournament Loss - $1007
Balance Post Match Play - $3568.50 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2018)
Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor
EARLWOOD NEWS - JAVA HAAS BREAKS THROUGH GRASS CEILING
November 26, 2017
At his 29th attempt, Java Haas has finally won the Match Play Championship after seeing off the challenge of Kenny Crenshaw 2 up.
As a contest, the match was entertaining but as an advertisement for the skills of our golf club, it maintained a well-earned reputation for poor performances at the final hurdle.
Java's long overdue victory gives him entry to a very select group - he becomes the 10th member to have completed the coveted home and away double.
The World Series of Euchre will be played on May 16 at The Entrance Hotel Euchredome during the World Series of Golf.
The knock-out event is held after Wednesday's races and begins with the all important draw for partners conducted by Blue "Six Card" Sheedy B.Eu (Hons), the Earlwood Euchre University's professor emeritus. According to the wily old matchmaker last year's winners, Tubby Waldorf and the good professor himself, will start at long odds to team up let alone go back to back.
2017 World Series of Euchre Results
Played at The Entrance Hotel Euchre Dome Wednesday, May 17.
Qualifying Round
Ken Crenshaw & Bourkie Baird def. Henney Stenson & Seve Hemosteros 1 up.
Peard Fulke & Rich Kent def. Soldier Montgomerie & Java Haas 1 up.
Quarter-finals
Peard Fulke & Rich Kent def. Ken Crenshaw & Bourkie Baird 1 up.
Tubby Waldorf & 6 Card Sheedy def. Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson & Tack Nicklaus 1 up.
Davidson Love III & Cavey Pavin def. Grantief Goosen & Dick Faldo 1 up.
Edwardo Romero & Muzzy Zoeller def. Paulking Harrington & Hunter Meehan 1 up.
Semi-finals
Tubby Waldorf & 6 Card Sheedy def. Peard Fulke & Rich Kent 2 up.
Edwardo Romero & Muzzy Zoeller def. Davidson Love III & Cavey Pavin 2 up.
Final
Tubby Waldorf & 6 Card Sheedy def. Edwardo Romero & Muzzy Zoeller 2 up.
A hand from the 2011 quarter-finals match Kenny Crenshaw & Tubby Waldorf versus Soldier Montgomerie & Trent Strange. "Shooter" Crenshaw goes hearts alone.