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Making Euchre Great Again,
One Trick At A Time

Celebrating Years Of Resch's Enhanced Sporting Excellence

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Resch's Draught.
The refreshing beverage that turns ordinary people into urban sophisticates

Resch's Pilsener Always the Favourite

Resch's Pilsener.
"Always the Favourite"

 

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Resch's Pilsener.
"Cool and Refreshing" when you're at the beach ...
 
... or when you put your feet up at home after a hard day at the office

Relaxing after work with Resch's Pilsener
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Resch's Pilsener pub poster of boxing event

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener.
The beer for all
sporting occassions

Resch's Pilsener ideal at the 19th hole

Resch's Pilsener.
Ideal at the 19th hole

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Resch's Dinner Ale

Resch's Dinner Ale.
The beer of choice for
active surf life savers

Resch's pub poster displayed in the NRL museum

Resch's Beer.
The beer that turns
good club players into
great Test players

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Resch's Dinner Ale.
The perfect post Test
match aperitif

Resch's pub poster of Newtown v Eastern Suburbs match

Resch's Beer.
The drink of choice for
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Resch's DA.
The ever popular and ...
 
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Resch's the beer we drink 'round here (NSW)

Resch's Draught.
Known to cure chronic abscesses, tuberculosis, cholera, "female complaints", mercurial eruptions, paralysis and even restore life in the event of sudden death

Resch's Long Bottle Pilsener

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The mighty Newtown Jets,
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Resch's beer coaster

Like the immutable laws of
physics, somethings are just
universally acknowledged

Queen's Slipper Playing Cards

Needing to win the final trick and leading an off suit 7, the euchre rascal's cry is, "Get around little doggie!"

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GLOSSARY OF EUCHRE TERMS

JAVA TOURNAMENT CLOCK

EARLWOOD STOCK EXCHANGE

Beercoin

Beercoin's listed price is underpinned by the cost of a schooner (425ml) of Resch's served in the public bar of The Entrance Hotel during the World Series of Golf (1 schooner = 1 Beercoin).  In the 12 months to May 2019, Beercoin's market capitalisation rose 4.5% to $1,035.  Hover or tap Beercoin image to enlarge.

DON LANE AND MATCH PLAY QUALIFYING RESULTS

November 11, 2019.  21 starters teed up for the Don Lane Invitational, sponsored by Bill Rainger from Wealth Partners, with 17 of those seeking entry to the Match Play Championship.  The stroke qualifying round seeds 8 eligible players through to the Match Play Championship and the no.1 seed is Edwardo Romero, winner of the The Don Lane by 4 shots with a net 70.

With a noon start, the playing order for Heckle Sunday is:
Group A
Match 1 - (1) Edwardo Romero (AS) vs (8) Hunter Meehan (AS)
Match 2 - (4) Notah Kelly (+2) vs (5) Davidson Love

Group B
Match 3 - (3) Tubby Waldorf (+22) vs (6) Garry Mize
Match 4 - (2) Java Haas vs (7) Danny White Shark (+10)

Competitors are requested to be on the players balcony by 11.30am.

NEWTOWN JETS 2019 NRL STATE CHAMPIONS

Billy Magoulias

October 6, 2019.  Another week, another chip from his own side of halfway, another last minute miracle from the Jets magician Billy Magoulias (pictured).  This time it was Jackson Ferris on hand to gather the bouncing ball and race away to score under the posts as the full-time siren sounded to give the Jets an 18-16 lead over Queensland's Burleigh Bears.  Retiring player Greg Eastwood kicked the conversion and Newtown cult hero and front-rower Toby Rudolf was named player of the match.  A 4 minute highlights package can be viewed on the NSWRL website by clicking here.

NEWTOWN JETS 2019 CANTERBURY CUP PREMIERS

Will Kennedy

September 29, 2019.  It took until the 8th minute of extra time for the Newtown Jets to kill off Parramatta's feeder side Wentworthville 20-15 in the 2019 Canterbury Cup Grand Final and cap off another great season for coach Greg Matterson and the team.  To watch a 4 minute Grand Final highlights package on the NSWRL website and enjoy some Billy Magoulias Magic and the absolute class of man of the match Will Kennedy (pictured), click here.

RESULTS FOR FATCAT'S NRL TIPPING COMPETITION

September 8, 2019.  It came down to the last game of the season to determine the outcome in Fatcat's annual NRL Tipping Competition, "A Competition With A Difference".  Charbel Hatem's epic 19 point final round saw him jump from 8th place to equal first with Peter Escott and they split $3,500.

Marc Taylor finished 3rd ($1,000) 3 points behind the winning duo and 1 point ahead of BJ Malone and last year's winner Chris Ryan ($500 each).

Rounds 17-25 segment winners were Shaun Froggatt (overall 135pts) and Marc Taylor (handicap 53pts).  The inaugural Gilling Legacy "winner" was Annie Mustow who redeemed her $80 entry fee after a thoroughly underwhelming debut season.

The 6 tipsters who gained entry - through a combination of skill and good fortune - to the competition's $250 lucky door prize, The Finals Series, are Charbel Hatem, Peter Escott, Mark Young, Michael Blaser, Connie Spence and John Hermsen.

DATE CONFIRMED FOR 2020 WORLD SERIES

August 27, 2019.  World Series XXXII will be played Monday, May 18 through Friday, May 22.  The first and most important piece in the planning jigsaw, Shelly Beach, has been locked in for Friday's Championship Round.

And following the shocking revelations of money laundering and human trafficking revealed in the Federal Parliament in recent weeks, the club is officially distancing itself from junket operator Blue Sheedy who had aligned his business activities with the popular week-long sporting and cultural festival.

Of particular concern for authorities is the allegation an illegal casino has been operating from inside his rented luxurious waterfront apartment.  The media-shy entrepreneur has been accused of luring drunken and weary high-rollers back to his apartment with the promise of "wine, men and song" plus a few tasty morsels like cheese and crackers, chocolate bullets and salted peanuts.

VALE GAZ PHILLIPS

August 5, 2019.  The club received news this morning of the sudden death of UK-based tipster and past ESG&EC member Gary Phillips.  Gaz suffered a heart attack during a social cricket match and was unable to be revived.

Gary Phillips

This is a very recent photo of Gaz (middle) borrowed from the Pudsey St Lawrence Cricket Club website (hover or tap image to enlarge).  He's with brother-in-law John McGovern (hat), his niece Frances and sister, Lyn McGovern.

Our deepest condolences to Tracy and Liam on the loss of a loving husband and father and to all his family and friends.

Vale Gaz - a great friend to many on these shores.

CLUB FINANCIAL STATEMENT POST 2019 WORLD SERIES

May 19, 2019.  The club has released it's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre World Series - $1,924.85 (included $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2019)

WS Revenue - $7,390 (16 players + 2 tourists)
WS Expenses - $6,460.03 (course costs 3032, golf extras - ids, balls, shirts 1106.13, milestones 100, prizemoney 1450, hospitality - tues lunch, wed lunch, fri bar tab, beercoins 771.90)

Tournament Profit - $929.97

Balance Post World Series - $2,854.82 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2020)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

LOVE CONQUERS ALL

May 17, 2019.  After a near 25 year drought, Club President Davidson Love III (pictured) has now strung together 3 World Series of Golf victories (2013, 2014 and 2019) in his past 6 starts.

Davidson Love III

Love finished on 6pts with wins in Monday's teams match play (paired with Notah Kelly) and Tuesday's stableford aggregate (partnered with Hunter Meehan) and seconds in the individual stableford (29pts) and stroke events (net 82).

Shire resident Hunter Meehan showed a welcome return to form with only his second podium finish in the past 15 starts.  Meehan's results were a 2 & 1 loss in the teams match play (Rich Kent), a win in the stableford aggreagte (Love), a fourth and fifth in the individual events to finish on 13pts.

Brookvale Oval NRL interchange official Peard Fulke rounded out the placings on 16pts after a win in the teams match play (Romero), a fourth in the stableford aggregate (Strange), and a third and eighth in the individual events.

CLUB FINANCIAL STATEMENT POST 2018 MATCH PLAY

November 26, 2018.  The club has released it's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre Match Play - $3,138.85

MP Revenue - $1,190 (17 players)
MP Expenses - $2,404 (green fees 978, prizemoney 700, milestones 200, hospitality 526)

Tournament Loss - $1,214

Balance Post Match Play - $1,924.85 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2019)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

All but (one).
One point away from winning the game.
(go) Alone.
The maker has such a strong hand he chooses to play the hand without his partner (same as shooting).
Black.
Spades or clubs.
Bower.
A Jack of the same colour as trumps.  If hearts are trumps, the Jack of hearts is the right bower (highest card) and the Jack of diamonds is the left bower (second highest card).
Bridge.
When you are four points away from winning the game (same as springboard).
Call.
An opportunity to pass or make trumps.
Cut throat.
A game of euchre with only three players.  Whoever calls trumps plays alone against the other two.
Deck (of cards).
The Queens Slipper playing cards.
Euchre deck.
32 cards from the Queens Slipper pack - aces to sevens.
Fishing.
When you lead a small card hoping to catch a big one.
Hand.
The five cards dealt to a player is their hand.  Also refers to five played tricks e.g. who won the last hand?
Helping hand.
A hand that is not quite strong enough to make trumps but it can assist a partner or hurt an opponent.
Lead.
The card played to start the trick.
Left bare.
The left bower is the only trump in the hand.
Left kicker.
The hand contains two trumps, the left bower and one other.
Loner (hand).
Hand so strong you play it alone.
Make (trumps).
You nominate the trump suit.
March.
Win all five tricks.
Mugs away.
The losers are given the first deal in a new game.
Off suit.
Any suit that is not trumps.
Order up.
The dealer is ordered to pick-up the turn-up card and that suit becomes trumps.
Pass.
Forgo the opportunity to make trumps.
Queens Slipper.
A premium brand playing card.
Red.
Hearts or diamonds.
Renege.
Fail to follow suit when able - the cardinal sin of euchre.
Shooting.
(same as alone).
Sit.
Passing, despite having a strong hand, with the expectation that if an opponent calls trumps you are a strong chance to euchre them.  If your partner calls trumps, you can assist in getting a point or possibly a march.
Springboard.
(same as bridge).
Take it up.
The dealer can take up the turn-up or be ordered by his opponents to take it up.
Three-handed (euchre).
(same as cut throat)
Trick.
The cards that are played on a single lead.
Trumps.
The suit that ranks above the others.
Turn down.
When the dealer passes in the first round, he turns down the turn-up card.
Turn you down (and go alone).
In the first round, if the dealer's partner wants to make the turn-up suit trumps, he must turn the dealer down and play the hand alone.
Turn-up (card).
After all players receive their five cards, the dealer exposes the next card in the deck, the turn-up card.
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