ESG&EC World Series of Golf

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DAVIDSON LOVE III 2019 CHAMPION

2019 World Series of Golf

May 2019.  On a perfect autumn morning, World Series XXXI competitors gather at Shelly Beach for Championship Day

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EARLWOOD TIME

WARNING

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  Homosexuals   X

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Liars  

Fornicators  

Thieves  

  Atheists   X

Idolaters  

THE ESG&EC AWAITS YOU

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CLUB DENIES RESPONSIBILITY FOR TOUKLEY ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER

EPA cleanup

May 20.  ESG&EC officials have been questioned by Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) investigators over the befoulment of Budgewoi Lake last Thursday.  Even at this early stage, the situation has been described by authorities as a looming ecological disaster.

The EPA has identified an area just out of bounds on the 14th hole of Toukley golf course as the source of the contamination, a spot where human stool types 6 and 7 were found in abundance, along with a few soiled baby wipes and discarded imodium packaging.

Investigators surmise there maybe some interlaced toilets sheets yet to be uncovered in the surrounding areas although they remain perplexed as to why any individual would attempt to smuggle used toilet paper from the heavily polluted scene.

A despondent EPA spokesman said, "What we are truly struggling with is the absolute indifference shown towards this pristine waterway and it's marine life.  Can you believe it - not more than a 100 metres away from where we stand is an on course toilet!"

Earlier the same day, police cordoned off a 10 metre exclusion zone around the mens toilet next to the Toukley pro shop after the discovery of a bubbling faecal time bomb.  A Hazmat team, wearing respirators because of the noxious fumes emanating from within, was eventually able to disperse the offending matter through a combination of chemical retardant and 30 or so hydrojet flushes.

Authorities contacted the club after reports suggested our members were playing a turd round that day but they've since been assured it was just a regular Day 3 of the World Series.  The club is fully co-operating as the search for the culprit, one very sick hombre indeed, continues.

POST 2019 WORLD SERIES FINANCIAL STATEMENT

May 19.  The club has released it's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre World Series - $1924.85 (included $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2019)

WS Revenue - $7390 (16 players + 2 tourists)
WS Expenses - $6460.03 (course costs 3032, golf extras - ids, balls, shirts 1106.13, milestones 100, prizemoney 1450, hospitality - tues lunch, wed lunch, fri bar tab, beercoins 771.90)

Tournament Profit - $929.97

Balance Post World Series - $2854.82 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2020)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

LOVE CONQUERS THE WORLD YET AGAIN!

Davidson Love III

May 17.  After a near 25 year drought, Club President Davidson Love III has now strung together 3 World Series of Golf victories (2013, 2014 and 2019) in his past 6 starts.

Critics of the Love regime have suggested when you control the schedule, the events, handicaps, playing partners, finances and the weather - it couldn't have been better - you should own the tournament and it's becoming quite obvious the President does.

Love finished on 6pts with wins in Monday's teams match play (paired with Notah Kelly) and Tuesday's stableford aggregate (partnered with Hunter Meehan) and seconds in the individual stableford (29pts) and stroke events (net 82).

Shire resident Hunter Meehan showed a welcome return to form with only his second podium finish in the past 15 starts.  Meehan's results were a 2 & 1 loss in the teams match play (Rich Kent), a win in the stableford aggreagte (Love), a fourth and fifth in the individual events to finish on 13pts.

Brookvale Oval NRL interchange official Peard Fulke rounded out the placings on 16pts after a win in the teams match play (Romero), a fourth in the stableford aggregate (Strange), and a third and eighth in the individual events.

POST 2018 MATCH PLAY FINANCIAL STATEMENT

November 26.  The club has released it's latest audited post-tournament accounts.

Balance Pre Match Play - $3138.85

MP Revenue - $1190 (17 players)
MP Expenses - $2404 (green fees 978, prizemoney 700, milestones 200, hospitality 526)

Tournament Loss - $1214

Balance Post Match Play - $1924.85 (includes $200 deposit with Shelly Beach for 2019)

Davidson Love III
Club President & Auditor

CRENSHAW WINS 2018 THE PINNACLE

Kenny Crenshaw

November 25.  Kenny Crenshaw won his second match play title after defeating Notah Kelly 5 & 4 in The Pinnacle's championship match.  The final never reached any great heights after Crenshaw cruised to a lead of 4 up after only 7 holes.

So complete and one-sided was the victory, former President Seve Hemosteros left the presentation area early to attend the Sydney FC v Melbourne Victory soccer match.  "It couldn't be any worse than the crap served up today," opined the harsh critic of the club's playing standard.

Crenshaw's win comes on the back of a remarkable run - this was his third consecutive final.  He played off 9 when he lost to Grantief Goosen (2015), 6 when he lost to Java Haas (2017) and 3 in this year's final.  His 2019 handicap, +2, reflects that success.

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POSTS THIRD WORLD SERIES VICTORY IN PAST 7 YEARS

After a near 25 year drought, Club President Davidson Love III has strung together 3 World Series of Golf victories (2013, 2014 and 2019) in his past 6 starts.  Critics of the Love regime have suggested when you control the schedule, the events, handicaps, playing partners, finances and the weather you should own the tournament and it's becoming quite obvious he does.  Love finished on 6pts with wins in Monday's teams match play (played with Notah Kelly) and Tuesday's stableford aggregate (partnered with Hunter Meehan) and seconds in the individual stableford (29pts) and stroke events (net 82).

Shire resident Hunter Meehan showed a welcome return to form with only his second podium finish in the past 15 starts.  Meehan's results were a 2 & 1 loss in the teams match play (Rich Kent), a win in the stableford aggreagte (Love), a fourth and fifth in the individual events to finish on 13pts.

Brookvale Oval NRL interchange official Peard Fulke rounded out the placings on 16pts after a win in the teams match play (Romero), a fourth in the stableford aggregate (Strange), and a third and eighth in the individual events.

DAILY AND OVERALL RESULTS

Day 1 - Gosford Teams Match Play

Day 2 - Wyong Stableford Aggregate Top 3

Day 3 - Toukley Stableford Top 3

Day 4 - Shelly Beach Stroke Top 3

Overall

STRONG FIELD LIKELY

The ESG&EC's Tournament Competition Committee (TCC) will formally issue invitations to eligible players for this renowned event as part of "The 31 Unlucky for Some Tour" which starts on Monday, May 13.

Four-time winner and defending champion Seve Hemosteros will headline the expected international field of Rich Kent, *Kipper Parnevik, Henney Stenson, *Peard Fulke, *Garry Mize, Muzzy Zoeller, *Java Haas, Kenny Crenshaw, *Davidson Love III, *Edwardo Romero, Sir Dick Faldo, *Hunter Meehan, *Big Jack Daley, *Cavey Pavin, *Soldier Montgomerie, Trent Strange, *Notah Kelly III, *Per-Ulrik Fatcatsson and *Tubby Waldorf (*past champion).

THE VENUES AND EVENTS

The teams events, either 1. 4BBB Match Play, Foursomes, Stableford or Stroke Aggregate depending on numbers, will be played Monday and Tuesday at Gosford and Wyong and the individual events, Stableford and Stroke, at Toukley and Shelly Beach on Thursday and Friday.

Play will start at 9.00am on the first 3 days and 30 minutes later on Friday.  Carts will be provided at all four venues.

1. Refer to the World Series Format page for full details

ACCOMMODATION

9 tourists (Love, Fulke, Montgomerie, Kent, Fatcatsson, Crenshaw, Haas, Waldorf and Professor Emeritus "6 Card" Sheedy [B.Eu Hons], the club's onsite gaming manager and croupier) anted up their $200 deposit (of $400 total) for a bed on the Costa Plenti Estate.

2 waterfront apartments, Casino Royale and Riviera, have been booked from Sunday (check-in) to Saturday (check-out) for the Costa Plenti 9.

COSTS

The all-inclusive player entry fee is a modest $450 which covers green fees and carts, shirts, daily and overall golf prizemoney 2. ($1,450), euchre prize money ($200), topped off with a bite to eat and a few beers after Friday's Championship round.

The entry fee allows tourists to participate in 'The Resch's Refreshes Hour' for which they will be able to purchase 14 Beercoins for $75.  This offer represents a dollar discount off Beercoin's average April trading price on the Earlwood Stock Exchange.

Entry fees and accommodation balances are to be paid in full by early May through direct deposit to President Love's Cayman Island account.  Earlier payment will of course be graciously accepted.

2. The cost of the trophy has been included in the increased prizemoney for the winner.  If he wants a trophy, it will have to be paid for out of his prizemoney

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