ESG&EC About Us
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The ESG&EC wishes it's members, golfers, euchre players, greyhound syndicate shareholders and Fatcat's NRL tipsters a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous, Happy New Year.
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The Earlwood Social Golf & Euchre Club ('the ESG&EC') does not guarantee, and accepts no legal, moral, ethical or financial liability whatsoever arising from or connected to, the accuracy, reliability, currency or completeness of any material contained on this website.
'Pigeons' (aka potential investors) should seek appropriate independent advice from clairvoyants, tarot card readers and/or alchemists prior to relying on, or entering into any financial commitment to golf or euchre tournaments, NRL tipping competitions, Beercoin (an emerging cryptocurrency), greyhound racing syndicates and/or affiliated Ponzi (or pyramid) schemes based on information published here.
This includes stories identified as defamatory, opinion or factional (a small element of fact combined with a large dollop of fiction topped off with a sprinkle of comical), all of which are clearly the outpourings of some unhinged mind with a boundless ego.
All income generated from club activities is directed to maintaining a jetsetting luxury lifestyle for club President, Davidson Love III, and his personal entourage encompassing a chef, an aide de camp and 24 hour on call concubine who also doubles as a cashier for Presidential cash gifts offered by those seeking an audience with the sagacious one.
Although the President donates his considerable Swiss franc salary to the eponymous Davidson Love Glorious Foundation, a tax-deductible charity registered in the Cayman Islands, the club is responsible for the upkeep of Camp Davidson (picture right), a 6-star Yamba holiday retreat which recently hosted secret peace talks between the warring Dickworth-Lewis algorithm factions.
The ESG&EC also provides first class travel and accommodation when Love routinely represents the membership at world class sporting events like Grafton's Ramornie Carnival, the UK's Goodwood Festival (bottom picture with his late, much missed aide de camp and plus size male model, Rochester, getting up close and personal with prospective club ambassador Francesca Cumani), or the club's two golf majors, World Series of Golf and the Match Play Championship.
When in Sydney the President stays at Croydon's Prince Edward suite, recently and exquisitely refurbished to his exacting standards at minimal personal expense.