ESG&EC About Us
Making Story Telling Great Again, One Yarn At A Time &
Celebrating Years Of
Reschs Enhanced Sporting Excellence
The ESG&EC wishes it's members, golfers, euchre players, greyhound syndicate shareholders and Fatcat's NRL tipsters a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous, Happy New Year.
Webmaster Fatcat and the motley crew at Fatcat Website Construction, often described as the Meritons of web design
Webmaster Fatcat and his motley crew at FWC
Well balanced and perfectly proportioned, this responsive and hand-crafted website sits harmoniously within it's context, maximising use of it's prominent position in cyberspace to create a precinct of seamless architectural masterpieces all curated by Webmaster Fatcat and guided by his zen principles of 1. Earlwood minimalism.
A collection of news, uncensored opinions and imaginative yarns, contained within five well articulated divisions (Home Page, About Us, Golf, Euchre and Fatcat's NRL Tipping) all exuding pure elegance with their timeless simplicity, merge to create a singular vision of the Earlwood lifestyle.
Beautifully landscaped Reschs enhanced headers and footers form a border around the central themes, with this clever configuration drawing light onto the pages and optimising cross-flow ventilation for our target audience, urban sophisticates.
The use of sustainable background materials overlaid with coloured polygons and different elements including box shadows, google fonts, resizeable images and tables, a php-coded pay to play tipping competition, informative floating sidebars containing slideshows, Earlwood time, latest news and securities exchange updates, combined with the understated interplay of light and shadow, create a multi-layered interface with the reader.
1. One of Fatcat's most important Earlwood principles for creating your zen, minimalist website is to let your design be guided by each page's energy flow and purpose. By staying true to the space, clearing the clutter and featuring natural accents, you'll have engineered a balanced website that promotes a healthy flow of energy and traffic
Fatcat Website Construction has been forced to clarify it is a separate entity from builders at the centre of the Opal, Mascot and Leaning Towers scandals.
Webmaster Fatcat, a spokesperson for the bespoke and iconic website builder, said the confusion arose after similar problems were found in the 'About Us' area of the ESG&EC site.
"The cracks and unbalanced foundations observed within these pages, generally resticted to the Folklore Series, are apparently quite deep, personal and biased in nature and although we apologise unreservedly for any hurt or embarrassment caused, we pass on any legal responsibility and full liability to the owner of the website who supplies us with the offending content."
Engaged by the City of Pisa, Fatcat Website Construction has applied a temporary, novel and typically out of left field approach to ensure the Leaning Tower of Pisa is seen at vertical 90° by millions. "It's all in the eye of the beholder," says Webmaster Fatcat. "All tourists are requested to photograph the tower at 6 degrees off centre (see picture right), thereby righting the iconic building for thousands of visitors."